Scott_J Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 After God had created Man he stepped back and admired his work: "Look at this perfect physique, the strong but yet handsome features, the well balanced proportions, I have to say, I am in awe with myself." Then he turned and looked at the Woman. After he had been studying her for a while he said: "Well, I guess you will have to wear make-up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 (edited) when god made man he made him out of string.. he had a little left so he made that little thing. when god made woman he made her out of lace.. there wasn't quite enough so he made that little place. Edited December 11, 2003 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 the world acCORDing to Muffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 scrambler said: the world acCORDing to Muffy you should resign your avatar for that one....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 scrambler said: the world acCORDing to Muffy You're picking on Muffy! You're gonna get jumped for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Cracked, YOu need to cut down on the Ritalin dosage. Too much is like speed. Me, I gotta cut down down on the caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Mmmmmm....coffee..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 scrambler said: the world acCORDing to Muffy something like that. I have no idea where I heard that but it has stuck in my brain for all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: scrambler said: the world acCORDing to Muffy something like that. I have no idea where I heard that but it has stuck in my brain for all time are 's just substituting periods now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Whoa, Iain, your Bling gauge is almost in the Outkast zone. That's just too much Bling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 iain said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: scrambler said: the world acCORDing to Muffy something like that. I have no idea where I heard that but it has stuck in my brain for all time are 's just substituting periods now? that is a realy good idea I wish I could do that in all of my comunications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Ahh...the shortcomings of communication. he kept trying, he kept trying but he couldn't find out why he couldn't stop crying/ only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue/ she kept praying, she kept praying that he would understand what she was saying/ only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue/ he kept dreaming, he kept dreaming of the day they'd realize what he was feeling/ only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 please don't make me think;) it is nap time right now;) unfortunatly they do not recognize nap time at my office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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