allthumbs Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Why me? Today I took my kid to get a goddamn haircut. He has long hair which is fine by me, but it's ungodly thick and desperately needs thinning out 3-4 times a year. Hence, the battle begins. I shit you not, it's a week long ordeal of pre-haircut strategy and give and take...the hollering and pissing matches between he and I over the fact is nightmarish. It's really fucked and I hate it!!!!! Anyway, we did it today (no school ... teacher's workshop day ... yeah right) without killing each other or the gal that does the cutting. Whew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 omfg you are domestic. can you say mountain out of a molehill? just let the kid fly his freaky flag. and make him walk 10 feet behind you and pretend not to know ya too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Take him more frequently. He'll get used to it. The amount of hair that needs to be cut will be less, and his appearance will change less so there will be less resistance. Also, get your hair cut at the same time to show that you honestly believe the place you are taking him to is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 catbirdseat said: Take him more frequently. He'll get used to it. The amount of hair that needs to be cut will be less, and his appearance will change less so there will be less resistance. Also, get your hair cut at the same time to show that you honestly believe the place you are taking him to is a good one. you fukin pussy. i say cut the little spawns hair while he sleeps. you dont have to cut it all. just enough to fuck it up so he has to get it cut all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 lummox said: omfg you are domestic. can you say mountain out of a molehill? just let the kid fly his freaky flag. and make him walk 10 feet behind you and pretend not to know ya too. it's his hair.. he is old enough to deal with it on his own.. when he gets sick of it, or can't comb the dreds out... he will see the light and hear you out. Let the kid learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 My neighbhors dad used to do the same thing to him, and the kid turned into a FAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 bullshit my house my rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 run at him with the clippers and shave a streak across his head. see how long he keeps the long hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 trask said: bullshit my house my rules Fag Farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 No thanks Necro. He's too young and impressionable to visit your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Let a kid have long hair, and you're asking for this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 Necronomicon said: Let a kid have long hair, and you're asking for this: {bullshit image of jacko} ... as opposed to letting him hang out at Necro's 'fag farm' where he'd have this ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 (edited) my dad grounded for me for dying my hair when I was 14. I was grounded for 5 weeks. He said I was gounded until I was blonde again, so as soon as I had some growout I shaved my head after that he said I could do whatever I wanted with my hair, but IF I chose to keep it blonde and grow it long, he would pay me 100$ an inch paid my car insurance nicely Edited November 20, 2003 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boatskiclimbsail Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 You had to pay car insurance when you were 14? I couldnt even get a license till I was 16... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: my dad grounded for me for dying my hair when I was 14. I was grounded for 5 weeks. He said I was gounded until I was blonde again, so as soon as I had some growout I shaved my head after that he said I could do whatever I wanted with my hair, but IF I chose to keep it blonde and grow it long, he would pay me 100$ an inch paid my car insurance nicely What color did you dye it??? And why didn't you just re-dye it blonde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Just butch cut his hair...that'll give you a good year and half before you have to worry about it again...my pop used to whip out the shearing razor and go to town on us... I kept my hair short for wrestling anyway, but my bro used to get torqued.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 boatskiclimbsail said: You had to pay car insurance when you were 14? I couldnt even get a license till I was 16... well it took us a cupple of years to work all of that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 I'm not pullin' the same shit on my kid as my pop did on me. Fuck that noise. I'm a good guy ... fair, but strict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I used to think my pop was a shit sometimes, but i don't feel that way now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 cracked said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: my dad grounded for me for dying my hair when I was 14. I was grounded for 5 weeks. He said I was gounded until I was blonde again, so as soon as I had some growout I shaved my head after that he said I could do whatever I wanted with my hair, but IF I chose to keep it blonde and grow it long, he would pay me 100$ an inch paid my car insurance nicely What color did you dye it??? And why didn't you just re-dye it blonde? died it black first, then purple then blue then purplr again then black them red then purple then black...had it stripped white for a while too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: cracked said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: my dad grounded for me for dying my hair when I was 14. I was grounded for 5 weeks. He said I was gounded until I was blonde again, so as soon as I had some growout I shaved my head after that he said I could do whatever I wanted with my hair, but IF I chose to keep it blonde and grow it long, he would pay me 100$ an inch paid my car insurance nicely What color did you dye it??? And why didn't you just re-dye it blonde? died it black first, then purple then blue then purplr again then black them red then purple then black...had it stripped white for a while too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 cracked said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: cracked said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: my dad grounded for me for dying my hair when I was 14. I was grounded for 5 weeks. He said I was gounded until I was blonde again, so as soon as I had some growout I shaved my head after that he said I could do whatever I wanted with my hair, but IF I chose to keep it blonde and grow it long, he would pay me 100$ an inch paid my car insurance nicely What color did you dye it??? And why didn't you just re-dye it blonde? died it black first, then purple then blue then purplr again then black them red then purple then black...had it stripped white for a while too well I DIDN"T DO IT SO PEOPLE WOULD LIKE IT as my dad so eliquintly put it... I uglied myself up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: cracked said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: cracked said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: my dad grounded for me for dying my hair when I was 14. I was grounded for 5 weeks. He said I was gounded until I was blonde again, so as soon as I had some growout I shaved my head after that he said I could do whatever I wanted with my hair, but IF I chose to keep it blonde and grow it long, he would pay me 100$ an inch paid my car insurance nicely What color did you dye it??? And why didn't you just re-dye it blonde? died it black first, then purple then blue then purplr again then black them red then purple then black...had it stripped white for a while too well I DIDN"T DO IT SO PEOPLE WOULD LIKE IT as my dad so eliquintly put it... I uglied myself up Ahhhh...you did it to be REBELLIOUS! Did you also wear a black trenchcoat and hang out with weird people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I WAS THE WEIRD PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Muffy...the word "was" is past tense!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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