allthumbs Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 JGowans said: One little story...My brother's wife (they both live in Scotland still) was told to cut back on the drinking and smoking during the pregnancy. She cut back to 6 Smirnoff Ice's each time she went out (about 3-4 times a week) and 1 pack of cigarettes a day. It's a miracle the wee bairn is healthy. goddamn, that was big of her to make such a sacrifice for the bairn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberBuxom Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Newsvendor's Voice: Read all about it! Read all about it! Man turns into Scotsman! Inspector: Mrs Potter - you knew Harold Potter quite well I believe? Wife: Oh yes quite well. Inspector: Yes. Wife: He was my husband. Inspector: Yes. And, er, he never showed any inclination towards being a Scotsman before this happened? Wife: (shocked) No, no, not at all. He was not that sort of person... Inspector: He didn't wear a kilt or play the bagpipes? Wife: No, no. Inspector: He never got drunk at night or bought home black puddings? Wife: No, no. Not at all. Inspector: He didn't have an inadequate brain capacity? Wife: No, no, not at all. Inspector: I see. So by your account Harold Potter was a perfectly ordinary Englishman without any tendency towards being a Scotsman whatsoever? Wife: Absolutely, yes. (suddenly remembering) Mind you he did always watch Dr Finlay on television. Inspector: Ah-hah! ... Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. Wife: I beg your pardon? Inspector: Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all... No further questions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 So Gowans, where's the spray, laddie? You need some angst apparently to get up a head of steam. Here you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 he's back. fcking bastards are waaaaay out of line here. you should straighten them right the fuck out with a good shoe up the ass or a kick to the balls. for shits and grins you should check some of these http://www.gripped.com/forum/toast.asp?sub=show&action=posts&fid=8&tid=1759 http://www.gripped.com/forum/toast.asp?sub=show&action=posts&fid=8&tid=2284 http://www.gripped.com/forum/toast.asp?sub=show&action=posts&fid=8&tid=3075 have fun! "Actually, downgrading anything is usually just a sign of insecurity."- btw- this is one of the most stupid things i have heard on a climbing related topic this year. are these "canadians" for real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I liked the "agentorange is a Bellingham clownpuncher" quote better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 faq- clownpuncher, that's my term. lamos can't even come up with their own insults. faqn' throat callus sloafing salty breath maggots. they think if they shpunk a big shelaq syrup load they are the big men on the block. what they are is a big pile of shit, fuckin' semantic blockage. "blame canada, blame canada- it's not a real country anyway" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 glassgowkiss said: faq- clownpuncher, that's my term. lamos can't even come up with their own insults. faqn' throat callus sloafing salty breath maggots. they think if they shpunk a big shelaq syrup load they are the big men on the block. what they are is a big pile of shit, fuckin' semantic blockage. "blame canada, blame canada- it's not a real country anyway" (AOB) hey Glassgow, how's it going tonight ya big clownpuncher you? (HBD) Goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 drinking some russian vodka leftovers from my summer trip.i was gonna show up to levenworth, but going to skaha instead. i might show up for the slide show in nov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Cool My favorite is Moskovskaya (sp.?) I would love to see some of your work... Goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Billygoat said: I would love to see some of your work... Massage watching? Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 WDYT I meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 we need some good verbal insults from smack master himself- j- speak up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 slob, he is too busy licking the toilet bowl sweat at the request of his master....so he can't be bothered to post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 He was embarrassed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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