Dru Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 damned snaffles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncascademtns Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Formaldehead said: Just provide a caption for this... "Son, I hate these fuckn' White House Pinic Partys, These games suck! What the fucks Cheney got over there? That fucks using a Backhoe!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 "my great grandpappy used to own your great grandpappy! fancy that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncascademtns Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 "Listen Homie, That wall you put up is as about as straight as those fuckn' hats on your head! I'd say you'd better straightn' up you act, how much are we fuckn' paying you anyways?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 you boys ever been over to uncle trask's? he's the sweetie in the red shirt and thats his manbitch gregw, all bent over with the ball cap on! it's real fun like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 "....and that's why I picked Larry here to wear this shiny badge and to get this whistle too, and he can blow it when he sees a bad guy not buying a Park Pass or something. Larry is the best American I know. Keep up the good work, Larry, and someday you can be one of my special guys." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncascademtns Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 "Check out that ass up ahead, Let's move faster! I wanna get a closer look!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Today I am proud to announce that The Everglades will be paved to make room for the largest penal colony on Earth. Heheh, I said Penal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncascademtns Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 "What the fuck did you say? No, this lady here is not Monica's replacement!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 i got a pretty spiffy jumpsuit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 "this here shanty will keep you and the missus nicely out of sight from the neighbors up the hill who enjoy my recession-busting taxbreaks. you get this cool kangaroo pouch, my friends keep their property values by keeping your ass indoors. everyone wins!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 "so when you's pimpin in this fine crib, y'all gonna represent for Gee-Dub?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 "How're we supposed to smoke 'em out and get 'em runnin' wearing these ridiculous hats and shirts. Woodsey the Owl is more intimidibilitating. 10 Gallons to all park service employees, including...er... this here negro who shows my commitmentalization to the black vote...security? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 "Remember pimps, it's not enough to smack your hos. Sometimes you gots ta romance them bitches too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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