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spirits, silicone, and spew: Lone Star TR


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sometimes trips that seem will be so suck turn out to be epic.

 

sometimes trips that don't even involve alpine travel can be magical.

 

sometimes you try to write a witty tr, but nothing can replace the plab time you just had.

 

sometimes you wake up at 5am in a snowpark near mt hood, and slowly the story weaves back into your mind, and you realize why you passed out, and why you smell like cheap stripper perfume.

 

sometimes Texas too can be not suck

 

sometimes silicone jubblies bounce in your face...

 

sometimes this causes you to get the spings

 

sometimes said silicone induced spins cause one to wander around hotels in boxers

 

sometimes you just have to blow chips

 

sometimes you have to call your wife and tell her a good story

 

sometimes she just laughs at your sorry hung over ass

 

always, always. it is good to come back to chossville.

 

i'm glad i'm not a rock star, cuz i can't do that shit every night.

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i was amazed at this strip joint, classy, and touching and feeling was not only allowed but encouraged. blew my mind.

 

yes everything was covered in full by the company hosting this training class i went to. the guy i was with chalked up almost 2benjaminz in dances alone. and obviously i had my share of libations.

 

southern hospitality can't be beat.

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skykilo said:

I've had nothing but good experiences with Texas strippers. They definitely all involved biguns and hangovers, too. Thanks for bringing back the memories.

 

When I used to live in Houston, it was SOP for my company to toss me "business development" cash to take clients out. It was always to classy, "please feel freely" strip clubs. Nothing feels better than closing a deal over drinks, then hangin' out and sampling the merchandise, all on the company ticket, even if you can't stand the client!

 

As skykilo said, thanks for bringing back the mammaries, timmy. yellaf.gif

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