allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come as fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby -- it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race. If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan. Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 Not funny Trask. About what I'd expect from you though. Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 Every day you succeed in providing a little more insight into the workings of your puny mind, and everyday you lower the bar just that little bit more to the point where no-one really takes you seriously, and you're but a caricature of a sad and lonely old man. Congrats. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 JGowans said: Every day you succeed in providing a little more insight into the workings of your puny mind, and everyday you lower the bar just that little bit more to the point where no-one really takes you seriously, and you're but a caricature of a sad and lonely old man. Congrats. Ah, yes, a subject of the crown; you guys sure do love your nanny state government, don't ya? Go back to Scotland and suck of the entitlement tit there. Quote
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Posted July 11, 2003 JGowans said: Every day you succeed in providing a little more insight into the workings of your puny mind, and everyday you lower the bar just that little bit more to the point where no-one really takes you seriously, and you're but a caricature of a sad and lonely old man. Congrats. what the fuck do you really know about me, dumb ass? you're just a hoity-toidy wanna be American with a line of bullshit as large as your hemorrhoid. Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 Greg_W said: Ah, yes, a subject of the crown; you guys sure do love your nanny state government, don't ya? Go back to Scotland and suck of the entitlement tit there. Never taken any welfare from any government in my life. Pay my taxes like a good little boy. Don't make fun of those that move to other countries in search of a better life. Quote
RuMR Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 JGowans said: Greg_W said: Ah, yes, a subject of the crown; you guys sure do love your nanny state government, don't ya? Go back to Scotland and suck of the entitlement tit there. Never taken any welfare from any government in my life. Pay my taxes like a good little boy. Don't make fun of those that move to other countries in search of a better life. are you admitting that moving here was cuz it offered a "better life"????? Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 trask said:what the fuck do you really know about me, dumb ass? you're just a hoity-toidy wanna be American with a line of bullshit as large as your hemorrhoid. I hit a nerve eh? Feels good. Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 RuMR said: JGowans said: Greg_W said: Ah, yes, a subject of the crown; you guys sure do love your nanny state government, don't ya? Go back to Scotland and suck of the entitlement tit there. Never taken any welfare from any government in my life. Pay my taxes like a good little boy. Don't make fun of those that move to other countries in search of a better life. are you admitting that moving here was cuz it offered a "better life"????? No, I was referring to the characters in Trask's little ditty. I came here to experience something new. Quote
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Posted July 11, 2003 JGowans said: trask said:what the fuck do you really know about me, dumb ass? you're just a hoity-toidy wanna be American with a line of bullshit as large as your hemorrhoid. I hit a nerve eh? Feels good. suck spooge, clown puncher Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: JGowans said: trask said:what the fuck do you really know about me, dumb ass? you're just a hoity-toidy wanna be American with a line of bullshit as large as your hemorrhoid. I hit a nerve eh? Feels good. suck spooge, clown puncher That's right. Get back on the carefree machismo loving horse and away from the incisive invectives that tally you up ever so accurately. Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 RuMR said: as in new and improved???? No RuMr, just new as in you all travel to other places on vacation to experience something new, but not necessarily an improvement on your current abode. Quote
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Posted July 11, 2003 How did this become about me? I posted about immigrant assholes that work our system. Only thing Scotland is good for is testing raincoats. Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: How did this become about me? I posted about immigrant assholes that work our system. Only thing Scotland is good for is testing raincoats. And we make damn fine raincoats too! Quote
bubblebutt Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 I am also Scottish and I came here because American women give the best blow jobs!Seriously!! Quote
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Posted July 11, 2003 bubblebutt said: I am also Scottish and I came here because American women give the best blow jobs!Seriously!! I concur Quote
RobBob Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 moving from global to local, IMO the best BJers are from Texas... Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 trask said: bubblebutt said: I am also Scottish and I came here because American women give the best blow jobs!Seriously!! I concur My vote goes to Canadian women. Quote
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Posted July 11, 2003 JGowans said: trask said: bubblebutt said: I am also Scottish and I came here because American women give the best blow jobs!Seriously!! I concur My vote goes to Canadian women. this is stupid, no particular country or state produces better flute players. it's all relative Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 trask said:this is stupid, no particular country or state produces better flute players. it's all my relatives Uh huh. Quote
allthumbs Posted July 11, 2003 Author Posted July 11, 2003 JGowans said: trask said:this is stupid, no particular country or state produces better flute players. it's all my relatives Uh huh. that the best you got, rookie? editing quotes - bwahahaha Quote
JGowans Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 trask said:that the best you got, rookie? editing quotes - bwahahaha I need to keep it at that level because otherwise you get all pissy and start to cry. Quote
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