marylou Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 It's about damn time, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 uh oh, put on your chat hats, marylou is back at it again. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 <Insert TLG's best puking graemlin here> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 i really missed dfa's witty posts. not saying all of them were witty; i just missed the witty ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 gapertimmy said: uh oh, put on your chat hats, marylou is back at it again. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 thelawgoddess said: i really missed dfa's witty posts. not saying all of them were witty; i just missed the witty ones. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Greg_W said: <Insert TLG's best puking graemlin here> Â "pullin' out all the stops I'm gonna puke on the cops!" Â Confidential to Greg: saw a somewhat chubby family man in Bend hop out of his mini-van (wife 'n' kids inside) with some sort of firearm on his belt, and thought of you. Marveled at what it must be like to be living in that kind of fear all the time. Kill anything/one lately? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Confidential to Greg: Kill anything/one lately? Greg hasn't, but I killed a perp Thurs. night. Fuckstick got his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 too busy making preparations for the most white trash of holidays this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 (edited) Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Confidential to Greg: saw a somewhat chubby family man in Bend hop out of his mini-van (wife 'n' kids inside) with some sort of firearm on his belt, and thought of you. Marveled at what it must be like to be living in that kind of fear all the time. Kill anything/one lately? Â Â I don't live in fear, I wouldn't know. I'm not chubby. Uh...can't think of anything other than a bug or two; tempted to shoot a threatening looking/acting/sounding dog yesterday. I did get an elk tag for this fall, so I'll be in Oregon for Thanksgiving; hopefully eating fresh tenderloins!!! Â I did assist in the birthing of four beautiful dachsund puppies a week or two ago; it's a beautiful thing!!! They're cute as buttons. Edited June 30, 2003 by Greg_W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 pisswater beer? check. copious amounts of highly illegal but highly entertaining explosives? check. boston in the tape deck? check. costco hotdog 500 pack? check. american flags stuck to anything that moves? check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Greg_W said: I did assist in the birthing of four beautiful dachsund puppies a week or two ago; it's a beautiful thing!!! They're cute as buttons. Â wait a minute! who's using greg_w's avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptimmy Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 thelawgoddess said: Greg_W said: I did assist in the birthing of four beautiful dachsund puppies a week or two ago; it's a beautiful thing!!! They're cute as buttons. Â wait a minute! who's using greg_w's avatar? Â Hey, I never said I didn't have a soft side for new life. Granted, I did shoot a calf elk last year, but it was her or meatless. I like puppies, I just wish they were birddogs (German Shorthairs, please). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 iain said: pisswater beer? check. copious amounts of highly illegal but highly entertaining explosives? check. boston in the tape deck? check. costco hotdog 500 pack? check. american flags stuck to anything that moves? check. Â niiice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 thelawgoddess said: Greg_W said: I did assist in the birthing of four beautiful dachsund puppies a week or two ago; it's a beautiful thing!!! They're cute as buttons. Â wait a minute! who's using greg_w's avatar? Â Can't resist the pun: Wanna pet my wiener? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Greg_W said:Â Â Â Can't resist the pun: Wanna pet my wiener? Â Â OK, where'd you put that puking emoticon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Ahh, dachshunds, the most un-trainable of man's best friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 What about the unbelievably ill-behaved and halfwitted black labrador retriever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 they are perfect for pickup flag football games though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 the lab, while full of farts, is always faithful and great with kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 iain said: they are perfect for pickup flag football games though  What, just tuck the tails into your shorts and use them as flags, or what? Perhaps it is a little harder to grab someone's flag when it's snappin' at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 no they make a nice football but you're pretty much limited to laterals so it's more like a rugby game. Â my friend has a yellow lab that is well-behaved but not very bright. when he sees a daschund my friend says "that's a funny looking cat isn't it..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I had to give away our aging dachshund who just couldn't handle our twins as they got bigger and rowdier. Luckily I found an elderly couple to adopt him. But every once-in-awhile, when they want to make me feel bad, the kids ask "Why did you sell Oscar, Daddy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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