JGowans Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Friends, I’m proud to announce the first Illicit Sexy European Ladies Love Party Underage Slappers Suspiciously Yummy (ISELLPUSSY) event in the U.S.!!! Having been made to feel most welcome since I came into the fold of cc.com, I’d like to reciprocate by sharing my network of hot Euro friends with you all. There’s something for everyone I’m sure. If the ladies would like to get some Euro H.C., just let me know, and I’ll arrange a similar event. So, you may be asking what’s this all about? Well, in reading a post the other day about the recent Euro style ascent of The Tooth, and the ensuing suggestion for a portaledge party, I decided to get the plan into action so to speak. Second Ascent has kindly donated the portaledges, Taboo Video has supplied much of the sex toys, and edible gel, while Larry’s Market has kindly donated 2 meters of prime horsecock. On July 4th at Pineapple Pass starting at 2pm, we’ll have an array of European ladies hanging out ready to pleasure you wearing mostly nothing and eager to please. Countries represented so far include Spain, France, Poland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Holland, Belgium, and Germany with more still to confirm. On hand will be an assortment of traditional European foods with lots of cheese and fine wine. Please note that this is a BYOC (Bring Your Own Condoms) party. Music will be provided courtesy of Europe, Spagna, Nena, Aha, Roxette, and Ace of Bass. I hope you can all make it and hopefully this is a good way to show you all how thankful I am that my American brethren accepted me and made me feel part of the snafflehound club. As you can see, the newspapers back home are making quite a fuss about it. Expect a large tabloid press corp in attendance. Hopefully it won’t affect your performance. See you all on the 4th! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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allthumbs Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 OUTSTANDING you da man!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 The mounties will have enough ropes, protection, and helmets for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 5, 2003 Author Share Posted June 5, 2003 I've been inundated with responses so far, and thanks for your offers to help me orgnanize the event.I'm just trying to get an idea of numbers, so if you could take a minute to respond I'd be most grateful. Can you attend the first U.S. ISELLPUSSY event?Yes. I'll be pumped and primedNo. I don't like women and am afraid of heights.Maybe. Depends on whether Dwayner brings his mattress or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 5, 2003 Author Share Posted June 5, 2003 So far, 55% seem to want Dwayner's mattress more than the women. Maybe Seattle isn't ready for ISELLPUSSY yet. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 dude, it's just that we've already screwed all the oregon wimmim and the seattle babes are next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 5, 2003 Author Share Posted June 5, 2003 Ah that may be the case, but I'm talking of pristine Euro flesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 no frenchies for me dude italians work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 JGowans said: Ah that may be the case, but I'm talking of pristine Euro flesh! pristine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgod Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 JGowans said: So far, 55% seem to want Dwayner's mattress more than the women. Maybe Seattle isn't ready for ISELLPUSSY yet. Hmmm. I'll take the women! (No offense Dwayner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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E-rock Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 JGowans said: So far, 55% seem to want Dwayner's mattress more than the women. Maybe Seattle isn't ready for ISELLPUSSY yet. Hmmm. Dude I got a dirty mattress fetish, mmmkay? Is that so wrong? I don't just wanna pound princesses, I wanna do it on a slurry of other peoples bodily fluids. Christ, it's not like I'm asking that much, you already have the ho's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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