catbirdseat Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 She's here, she climbs 5.9 (at least), she's pretty and she drinks beer. Sighted at Exit 38 (and NB Bar and Grill). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 does she slackline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 and more importantly, does she jib? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Damn, I wish I had a more obscure avatar. I could then tell you how there was quite a few hot chicas at the rock last night and then launch into some story about erections, accents, ropes, getting it up, pumping, topping out and all manner of innuendos and double entendres. However, since that's not the case, I'll leave that passage (ooh err) alone and to someone else for them to have their wicked way. I won't even begin to tell you about the babe that took down CBS' digits for fear of reprisals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 how subtle of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 30, 2003 Author Share Posted May 30, 2003 JGowans said:I won't even begin to tell you about the babe that took down CBS' digits for fear of reprisals Talkin' about obscure. What you talkin' 'bout Willis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 iain said: how subtle of you I knew someone would appreciate me being so discrete. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 catbirdseat said: Talkin' about obscure. What you talkin' 'bout Willis? Well, what about the lass that wanted to come "climbing" with you. Hmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 JGowans said: iain said: how subtle of you I knew someone would appreciate me being so discrete. Thank you. discreet vs discrete: discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 30, 2003 Author Share Posted May 30, 2003 Oh, HER? Well, she was just making inquiries. Yeah, now she was a looker, wasn't she? The blond in the yellow. You couldn't keep your eyes off her, could you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Dru said: discreet vs discrete: discuss. Well, I like to think of myself as being consituted of unconnected distinct parts. Hence, discrete. Also, this term can also be construed as being part of every day Greek colloquialism analagous to the common everyday English term "cretan." Whereas, they use the term interchangably with "discrete" such that "So, I walk into a bar last week and discrete gets in my face wanting to talk about mathematical terms and shit. So, I down my bottle of ouzo, grab it by the neck and whack discrete over the noggin. That'll teach that fucker to question my use of the language." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 JGowans said: Well, what about the lass that wanted to come "climbing" with you. Hmm? lass? maybe you could take her out for some fish and chips and a side of haggis after the rangers game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 catbirdseat said: Oh, HER? Well, she was just making inquiries. Yeah, now she was a looker, wasn't she? The blond in the yellow. You couldn't keep your eyes off her, could you? Au contraire my friend. Rather it was she who could not stop looking at me! (mainly because it was amusing to see me flailing all over the rock like the sap that I am). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 dang doods!!! when there are hotties climbing you are supposed to call me!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 hey ladies want to check out my slackline give it up erik! it never works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 erik said: dang doods!!! when there are hotties climbing you are supposed to call me!!!!! Call you for what? "Ehmm, Erik? Yeah, it's me the Scotsman. What's that? Oh no, the poison ivy rash cleared up in a jiffy. I think she's going to have to deal with it a little longer though. The skin's more sensitive down there apparently. Anyway, how’s the wife and kids? Is that beeatch still saying they’re yours? Yeah, we know better than that though don’t we. I mean, the dope took care of the testosterone long ago eh? So, anyway, there’s this super hot Euro chick at the rock here, and I was wondering since I’m such a loser, if you wouldn’t mind coming out to exit 38, and impress her on my behalf. Bring a full rack and a keg. We’ll have you lead trad on a bolted 5.9 next to her. I’ll sit at the bottom and tap the keg. That should do it eh? Did I forget anything? Oh, what’s that? The vital stats? Well, let’s just say that she’s at least 50 times better than anything I ‘ve seen you hit on at pub club unsuccessfully. No worries mate. See you in a bit.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_K Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 JGowans said: catbirdseat said: Oh, HER? Well, she was just making inquiries. Yeah, now she was a looker, wasn't she? The blond in the yellow. You couldn't keep your eyes off her, could you? Au contraire my friend. Rather it was she who could not stop looking at me! (mainly because it was amusing to see me flailing all over the rock like the sap that I am). However, it was my email address she left with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Paul_K said: However, it was my email address she left with. maybe you guys could hook up on kazaa later for some mad nsync trading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Paul_K said:However, it was my email address she left with. How true. Life can be so cruel sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 JGowans said: erik said: dang doods!!! when there are hotties climbing you are supposed to call me!!!!! Call you for what? "Ehmm, Erik? Yeah, it's me the Scotsman. What's that? Oh no, the poison ivy rash cleared up in a jiffy. I think she's going to have to deal with it a little longer though. The skin's more sensitive down there apparently. Anyway, how’s the wife and kids? Is that beeatch still saying they’re yours? Yeah, we know better than that though don’t we. I mean, the dope took care of the testosterone long ago eh? So, anyway, there’s this super hot Euro chick at the rock here, and I was wondering since I’m such a loser, if you wouldn’t mind coming out to exit 38, and impress her on my behalf. Bring a full rack and a keg. We’ll have you lead trad on a bolted 5.9 next to her. I’ll sit at the bottom and tap the keg. That should do it eh? Did I forget anything? Oh, what’s that? The vital stats? Well, let’s just say that she’s at least 50 times better than anything I ‘ve seen you hit on at pub club unsuccessfully. No worries mate. See you in a bit.” and no the rash has not healed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 30, 2003 Author Share Posted May 30, 2003 Jason, we shouldn't neglect to mention the delightful company of the beautiful (and single) dryad. The take home message from the foregoing, gentle readers, is that Exit 38 is all choss. It sucks and there is absolutely NO reason to go there. DON'T go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingGirl33 Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Dude - I climb 5.10!!! OK, I wouldn't have made that 5.10C if I wasn't on top rope - but still!!! In time grasshopper . . . leading, now that's another story. It was very cool to climb outside and to meet you guys - and anywhere outside beats a gym if you ask me. See - I told you I was real. B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 30, 2003 Author Share Posted May 30, 2003 I said you climb 5.9 AT LEAST. It was nice to meet you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin_B Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 catbirdseat said: She's here, she climbs 5.9 (at least), she's pretty and she drinks beer. Sighted at Exit 38 (and NB Bar and Grill). CBS - sorry we missed you at the NB B&G. We'll catch ya next time. After Tony got through sport-aiding then top-rope-aiding that 5.8 we were ready to go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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