JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 For all you football (Euro style) lovers and haters, the champions of Scotland (Celtic F.C.) take on Porto of Portugal today in the final of the UEFA cup (a major European tournament). The game is live on the telly at 11.45am on Fox Sports World. It'll soon be time to start drinking! Come on ye Celtic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 If it's Rugby you're talking about, I'll watch for sure. Soccor, forgetaboutit....that game's for fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 Forgot to mention, I'm actually a Dundee United fan and when we play against the Glasgow teams (Celtic or Rangers), we sing songs that take the piss out of them (their supporters) being poor. One Shoe You've only got one shoe You've only got one shoe You've only got one shoe (to the melody of Blue Moon) ^^^^^^^^^^^ In yer Glasgow slums You rake in the bins for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In yer Glasgow slums ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Away the lads Ya shoulda seen us coming We're all here to drink the beer And shag the fucking wimmin All the lads and lassies shoulda be delighted Walking down the Provie road to see Dundee United You see how creative we get with our songs? A lot better than "D-Fense!" if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Soccer is by far the best sport on the planet. Don't knock it because you don't understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Hey numbnuts, is it Rugby, or soccer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 trask said: If it's Rugby you're talking about, I'll watch for sure. Soccor, forgetaboutit....that game's for fags. Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentlemens game played by hooligans. Actually, rugby's good, but there's too much ball grabbing for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 iain said: Soccer is by far the best sport on the planet. Don't knock it because you don't understand it. I understand it's fucked up and boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 trask said: Hey numbnuts, is it Rugby, or soccer? Hey dipshit, the rest of the world calls it FOOTBALL...get with the fucking program! (soccer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 trask said: iain said: Soccer is by far the best sport on the planet. Don't knock it because you don't understand it. I understand it's fucked up and boring. AND THATS WHY YOU ARE FAT AND OLD WITH BAD KNEES. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL LIES THE MOST WORTHLESS PEOPLE AND THE MOST WORTHLESS SPORT. AND WHO CARES ANYWAYS?? THEY ARE ALL CHILDREN'S GAMES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 JGowans said: trask said: Hey numbnuts, is it Rugby, or soccer? Hey dipshit, the rest of the world calls it FOOTBALL...get with the fucking program! (soccer) Fuck that girly shit. I'd rather watch Granny crochet. Monday Night Football Rules Motherfuckers !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 erik said: AND WHO CARES ANYWAYS?? THEY ARE ALL CHILDREN'S GAMES. Looks like erik is getting psyched up for the shufflepuck and horseshoes season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 trask said: Fuck that girly shit. I'd rather watch Granny crochet. Monday Night Football Rules Motherfuckers !!!!!!!! Tru dat. MNF is the best sport on the telly in the U.S. IMHO. Soccer isn't girly though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 You don't always see this on MNF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 That was Eric Cantona (a Frenchman) when he played for Manchester United. He got pissed off at the fans taking the piss out of him so he did a big fucking karate kick on one of the hecklers. He got banned for quite a few games for that one. Great player though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 vegetablebelay said: Does the guy doing the pulling look familiar? Tha'ts Vinny Jones...once a hardman of the soccer world now in films like Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Stupid fucks with bad tempers. Must be Irish. Erik, you need to find your Chi. You're scaring me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 he's the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dru Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Holy shit, that's fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Dude ain't been eatin' his Wheeties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 trask said: If it's Rugby you're talking about, I'll watch for sure. Soccor, forgetaboutit....that game's for fags. hells fucking yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 gooooo celtic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faust Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 (edited) Porto takes it. Sounds like it was a good match, JGowans did you get to see it on FSW? ESPN Edited May 21, 2003 by faust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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