Words of Wit on the Outhouse Walls

[allthumbs]

"some come here to sit and think

some come here to shit and stink

but I came here to scratch my balls

and read the writing on the walls"

 

.... anybody got any good ones?

[Dru]

For A Good Time

Call Trask's Wife

[allthumbs]

which one? I'm Mormon

[ScottP]

"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

[allthumbs]

"If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it - who gives a fuck?"

[EWolfe]

 

"Don't forget to wipe your Trask"

Edited May 21, 2003 by MisterE

[allthumbs]

in the ladies room

 

"TOILET CAMERA IS FOR RESEARCH USE ONLY"

 

[toptimmy]

Your mamas so nasty...

Your daddy left her for this shitter because the hole is smaller and it smells better.

[richard_noggin]

You can whip it, you can shake it, you can beat it on the wall, but you'll have to put it back in your pants before that last drop is gun'a fall.

[allthumbs]

"There was an old man from Peru,

Who fell asleep in his canoe.

While dreaming of Venus,

He played with his penis,

and awoke in a boat full of goo."

[toptimmy]

Used Crack pipe for sale:

lots of resin

but still in good shape.

See superintendent for details.

[catbirdseat]

Happy birthday to Molly McGee.

She died on this day at a hundred an' three.

For fourteen long years

She maintained her virginity.

That's not a bad record

For in this vicinity.

[E-rock]

"x^n + y^n does not equal z^n for all n greater than 2. I found a marvelous proof but it's too long to fit on this bathroom stall."

 

This was at my college before Fermat's last theorem actually was proven Pretty dumb huh? Fuck I might as well post it now that I wrote it.

 

 

[EWolfe]

Seen at McDonalds:

 

Read "Fast Food Nation", and never eat here again

[catbirdseat]

Wait, I got another limerick,

 

I once knew a young girl named Alice,

Who used dynamite as a phallus.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina,

And part of her girdle in Dallas.

[EWolfe]

Limericks get in your brain , best to moderate use...

[allthumbs]

"In days of old

when knights were bold

and toilets weren't invented.

They'd drop their load

by the road

and ride away contented."

 

[micajones]

The beav is a mystical creature

all covered with pubic hair

has the face of an innocent preacher

but smells like the ass of a bear

 

BTW- I'm audi in about 7 hrs for 6 glorious days and 5 enchanting nights in the Cascades. So long suckas.

[catbirdseat]

micajones said:

The beav is a mystical creature

all covered with pubic hair

has the face of an innocent preacher

but smells like the ass of a bear

 

If that is a limerick, then something is missing.

[catbirdseat]

trask said:

"In days of old

when knights were bold

and toilets weren't invented.

They'd drop their load

by the side of the road

and ride away contented."

 

Here's a variation of that one:

 

In the days of old

When knights were bold

And paper wasn't invented,

They'd wipe their ass

With a blade of grass

And walk away, contented.

[iain]

projecthex - smith outhouse at grasslands

 

master craftsman of the sweet granite in renton

[catbirdseat]

Note above pisser:

"Please do not throw cigarettes in urinal, as they become soggy, and hard to light."

[allthumbs]

A crazy fucker I was drinking with one time brought a "urinal big mint" back to the table after he took a piss, dropped it in his pint like a big fizzie, and proceeded to drink it. Fuuukkk, that's just nasty hardcore.

[catbirdseat]

trask said:

A crazy fucker I was drinking with one time brought a "urinal big mint" back to the table after he took a piss, dropped it in his pint like a big fizzie, and proceeded to drink it. Fuuukkk, that's just nasty hardcore.

Good God, he must have been pissed but good. We used to call those "sugar cookies". They are made of para-dichlorobenzene. Not soluble in water (or beer), but Christ almighty. Eeeeeuuuuwwww!

[JayB]

Best ever - written on the wall above the urinal:

 

"Why are you reading the graffiti? The joke is in your hand...."