boonecounty Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 I met richard Pumpington on the S. face of hood on Saturday. He was shortroping two chicas that looked like strippers up the route. I got to talking to him and he started bashing me for being a midwest redneck in his beloved state. After I told him I was there to onsite redpoint da chute he pulled a gun on me and told me to get off his mountain. So I cruised up the Mazama chute, beautiful breakable crust the whole way. I ran into him up top though and he chased me all the way down until I escaped him by jumping the schrund. Other than that conditions were great, firm, and fast. Ski down was sweet corn. I am so disheartened though Richard was my hero and I hoped someday he would be my mentor. However, he just can't get over the fact that I am a redneck from missouri!! Pumpington did shout his new cc user name to me as I ran away. Don't you wanna know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 um. . .does anyone care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 let me guess...Piece_O'Shit ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Maybe you should've listened to him the first time and got the hell off his mountain... damn mid-westerners... you'd like Pendlton,OR why don't ya move there... plenty of weat feilds for ya.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 no comment. i just wanted to show off my new tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Wow, lummox, you're as interesting as never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 she may have big jugs but she has an annoying twitch in her walk. big jugs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Boonie, sounds like a Scot'teryxesque report. Say that word ten times, real fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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