erik Posted December 14, 2001 Author Share Posted December 14, 2001 thanks everyone..............!!! i go forth with what beta i have and the previous knowledge that i have and go for it... when in doubt run it out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Take a box of Jimmy protectors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RURP Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 This is RURP.Regarding "DONT take vegetarians to a BBQ house for dinner and dont take new age hippie chicks to see action movies." RURP has a suggestion: don't take such girls anywhere. In fact, it is recommended that you run and hide as fast as your Big Wall legs will take you, unless you like arrogance and or hairy female bodies or both plus an array of baggage that would make your Grade 7+ double gear wrack look like Christmas tree tinsel.Mr. Erik! You cannot be that desparate!RURP has spoken! [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: RURP ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 tell her you takin her to vist your grandpa then go over to beckey's pad with a jug of wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 beckey would steal her away from Erik. He is too passive now. Erik just go climbing with Wallstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Brother Erik: If you want to gets the babes, just tell them that you know Dwayner and his pal, "pope". It works like a charm. Sure, it's second tier stuff like dating the concert T-shirt guy but when she later finds out that you climb better than either me or pope, you've landed the big account. I'd be droppin' your name with the same effect if I wuz on the hunt! Here's a few great first date tips: - rent the Eiger Sanction and then narrate the technical stuff and convince her that Clint is a big weenie and that you're much better; - take her the REI - the big one in Seattle - and escort her to the gear section. Explain the gear to her and call attention to the fact that you "use this gear yourself in the mountains, the big 'ole mountains!" - drink a few Mickey's and show up late, telling her that you were delayed because you were volunteering at the Hospital for Sick Kittens. CAUTION: DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING WORDS ON A FIRST DATE!!!! "enema", "masculine itching", "tape worm", or "digital exam.". Girls do not want to hear this kind of stuff for a long time. Take it or leave it; I'm just trying to help y'out! Peace, dawg! - Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Dwayner sayeth: "Girls do not want to hear this kind of stuff for a long time." You can put "herpes ok" in your personal ad to pick up the desperate ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 ERIK!! It is 8:30 AM. Surely you have woken up and made it back to your place by now. WHERE IS THE TRIP REPORT? Did you "send" or blow the crux??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: ERIK!! It is 8:30 AM. Surely you have woken up and made it back to your place by now. WHERE IS THE TRIP REPORT? Did you "send" or blow the crux??? Exactly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 if conditions were really "frigid" maybe the TR should be posted in the "Ice Conditions" section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 quote: Originally posted by erik: when in doubt run it out!!! Or in this case, "whip it out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 14, 2001 Author Share Posted December 14, 2001 pciked her up late as i always get occupied for no apparent reason other then my 4 second attention span. she was cool with that. went out to the bookstore and got a book that stipland suggested. went and shot pool and had drinks. plus i ruleed at pool which i usually suck at. meet some of my random friends at the bar and went from there. went and took a cold, wet and blustery walk. took her home and went over to my ex's house(just kidding) over all a nice time and she is a nice person. beta requests via email only(just kdding again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 plus i ruleed at pool which i usually suck at. i hope you were tactful enough not to kick her ass at pool... Fast Eddie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 14, 2001 Author Share Posted December 14, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: plus i ruleed at pool which i usually suck at.i hope you were tactful enough not to kick her ass at pool... Fast Eddie... we played teams bro, that way we both one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr._jay Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 oh come now erik, you big stud. you expect us to believe that PG version? tell us what really happened...or at least make up some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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