JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 ...you got laid? 11 hrs and 3 minutes ago. Life can be cruel sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Just think... it's only another 12 hours and 57 minutes till you can actually get it up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 I know, but then I'll be all dressed up with nowhere to go...she's only open for business M-Th. Damn your mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 E-rock said: Just think... it's only another 12 hours and 57 minutes till you can actually get it up again I BETCA TRASK WOULD MEET YOU FOR A NAUGHTY LUNCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 But it just wouldn't work they'd both be trying to exchange money afterwards out of habit and it might get a little confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Hey are you guys picking on me or JGowans, I can't tell. Cuz he's the guy who started this shit ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I think JGowans wuz tryin to brag. The better question would be---how long was it between that one and the time before? Two days...weeks...or months? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 Picking on me. Fucking bastaaaards! How right they are though. Shit the truth hurts. So does sticking your wood into dry holes. So I've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 RobBob said: I think JGowans wuz tryin to brag. The better question would be---how long was it between that one and the time before? Two days...weeks...or months? Does June's edition of Playboy that arrived on Monday count? Nah, dude, I have a 22 year old horny Euro girlfriend that keeps me occupied. I wasn't bragging, just killing time till I get off work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 BETTER TO WORK TIME TO DEATH, THEN LET IT DIE OF BOREDOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Always keep a bottle next to the bed. Feels just like pussy juice! These guys should hire me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 This subject brings up a related question: How long was your longest dry spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 RobBob said: This subject brings up a related question: How long was your longest dry spell? Ouch - that is a painful subject. What do you consider dry spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 First 17 years of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 2 years, between the ages of 19 and 21. I was quite the angry young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I'll bet you were, after that hiatus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 kitten said: RobBob said: This subject brings up a related question: How long was your longest dry spell? Ouch - that is a painful subject. What do you consider dry spell? Its never dry if you've got: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Hey I didn't have to share that with you, man. I need your support and understanding, besides I'm not gonna tell you how long my latest one is running (although it ain't THAT long) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 one year, two months, three weeks, and two days... feel you pain brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 four or five months is all I can remember...however, I'm old enough that I may be suffering from repressed memory syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 Longest dry spell since I was 17 was never more than a couple of months. Not too shabby. I once got so horny though, I was in Pat O'Briens in New Orleans. Met a bird, was shagging at her hotel within 15 minutes. One quick shag later, I was back at Pat O'Briens finishing off my Hurricane with my mates. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 If we're gonna start braggin,' I'm switchin' to an avatar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 I once met a bird in Hattie's Hat. On the way back to the house I was sharing with my mates in Magnolia (we were walking), I shagged her in the bushes behind Bank of America in Fishermans Terminal. Ha ha ha! Funny shit. The lengths we horny young men go to empty our sacks knows no bounds. No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff. Oh, the best part of this was about a year later in the George & Dragon, I noticed her...she was with her husband!!! I had no idea she was married. beat a hasty retreat from there being that I was in a pub full of Englishmen, and I was the only Scot there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 JGowans said: I once met a bird in Hattie's Hat. On the way back to the house I was sharing with my mates in Magnolia (we were walking), I shagged her in the bushes behind Bank of America in Fishermans Terminal. Ha ha ha! Funny shit. The lengths we horny young men go to empty our sacks knows no bounds. No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff. Oh, the best part of this was about a year later in the George & Dragon, I noticed her...she was with her husband!!! I had no idea she was married. beat a hasty retreat from there being that I was in a pub full of Englishmen, and I was the only Scot there. You're hardcore bro! And I though I was cool because I shagged my girl in the back of my truck once. I'm lightweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff. I was kidding...but you must be single. Hey, I once shagged this Scottish bloke's girlfriend. She said something about him being too busy out stickering SUVs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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