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RobBob said:

I think JGowans wuz tryin to brag. The better question would be---how long was it between that one and the time before? Two days...weeks...or months? smile.gif

 

Does June's edition of Playboy that arrived on Monday count? Nah, dude, I have a 22 year old horny Euro girlfriend that keeps me occupied. I wasn't bragging, just killing time till I get off work. wave.gif

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Longest dry spell since I was 17 was never more than a couple of months. Not too shabby. I once got so horny though, I was in Pat O'Briens in New Orleans. Met a bird, was shagging at her hotel within 15 minutes. One quick shag later, I was back at Pat O'Briens finishing off my Hurricane with my mates. Good stuff.

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I once met a bird in Hattie's Hat. On the way back to the house I was sharing with my mates in Magnolia (we were walking), I shagged her in the bushes behind Bank of America in Fishermans Terminal. Ha ha ha! Funny shit. The lengths we horny young men go to empty our sacks knows no bounds.

 

No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff.

 

Oh, the best part of this was about a year later in the George & Dragon, I noticed her...she was with her husband!!! I had no idea she was married. beat a hasty retreat from there being that I was in a pub full of Englishmen, and I was the only Scot there.

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JGowans said:

I once met a bird in Hattie's Hat. On the way back to the house I was sharing with my mates in Magnolia (we were walking), I shagged her in the bushes behind Bank of America in Fishermans Terminal. Ha ha ha! Funny shit. The lengths we horny young men go to empty our sacks knows no bounds.

 

No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff.

 

Oh, the best part of this was about a year later in the George & Dragon, I noticed her...she was with her husband!!! I had no idea she was married. beat a hasty retreat from there being that I was in a pub full of Englishmen, and I was the only Scot there.

 

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You're hardcore bro! And I though I was cool because I shagged my girl in the back of my truck once. I'm lightweight.

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No avatars from me. I don't care who knows that stuff.

I was kidding...but you must be single.

 

Hey, I once shagged this Scottish bloke's girlfriend. She said something about him being too busy out stickering SUVs. yelrotflmao.gif

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