JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Away from the cube nation A couple of days of liberation Gonna get out and go climbing Fuck this pussy rhyming Maybe I'll start with a brew Or a bottle of tequila too Either way I'm gonna get laid I just hope she can wait to get paid Spent all my money on gear Now I'm dealing with her pimp and his tattoo of "No Fear" Thank fuck it's Friday. Break the monotony. on wankers! Quote
JGowans Posted May 2, 2003 Author Posted May 2, 2003 What's everyone doing this wekeend? I'll be at Stevens Pass with the mounties doing Ice-Ax arrest and all that shit. I know it'll be boring but I'll have my trusty hip flask of Glenfiddich with me at all times. Btw Erik, that Irishman is Scottish..but you already knew that didn't you! Quote
Greg_W Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 JGowans said: Btw Erik, that Irishman is Scottish..but you already knew that didn't you! "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Greg_W said: "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Sean Connery? Quote
Fejas Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Greg_W said: JGowans said: Btw Erik, that Irishman is Scottish..but you already knew that didn't you! "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Is that where some dood draws the comedians doing their skits, or did sketchfest really do a skit of a scottsmen on SNL... Quote
specialed Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Greg_W said: JGowans said: Btw Erik, that Irishman is Scottish..but you already knew that didn't you! "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Isn't that from So I married an Axe Murderer? still Mike Meyers though... Quote
rr666 Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 specialed said: Greg_W said: JGowans said: Btw Erik, that Irishman is Scottish..but you already knew that didn't you! "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Isn't that from So I married an Axe Murderer? still Mike Meyers though... That flick is hilarious. "Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow!" Quote
Mr._Natural Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 naw its a SNL skit with capitan picard, you know the bald dude, and mike meyers. Quote
Mr._Natural Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 rr666 said: specialed said: Greg_W said: JGowans said: Btw Erik, that Irishman is Scottish..but you already knew that didn't you! "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Isn't that from So I married an Axe Murderer? still Mike Meyers though... That flick is hilarious. "Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow!" that shit is too funny. my dog has a huge noggin, 17" from ear to nose. one of his nicknames is head, pronounces HEED. Quote
rr666 Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 I just might go rent that this weekend, it has been awhile, I need a good full hour and a half of laughing "We have a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down." Quote
specialed Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Best two movies: Friday - "Smokin them tweeds, drinking that wine" Starship Troopers - coed shower scene, what more needs to be said? Quote
Fejas Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 specialed said: Best two movies: Friday - "Smokin them tweeds, drinking that wine" Starship Troopers - coed shower scene, what more needs to be said? All three of the Hannable Lecture movies... Quote
rr666 Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Fejas said: All three of the Hannable Lecture movies... Just watched red dragon for the first time last week. killer flick. I would like a tattoo like that on my back! Quote
Fejas Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 All where a little creepy, but red dragon... man that dood was funkin' creepy... Quote
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