allthumbs Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is your Senator. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" The Senator, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 I love President George Bush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummy Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Gag me with a fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Oh give Trask some credit here. It's not racist, sexist or homophobic or even that crude. Of course it's not really that funny either but I think we should view it as some small progress. He and the slightly less than half the country who voted for Dubya should also be given credit for such a great practical joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Ade said: Oh give Trask some credit here. It's not racist, sexist or homophobic or even that crude. Of course it's not really that funny either but I think we should view it as some small progress. Ok - I suppose it is time to give Trask a little credit. But is he really on the right side? He and the slightly less than half the country who voted for Dubya should also be given credit for such a great practical joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 That joke isn't possible because DC doesn't have any senators!!!!!!! BWAHHAHAHAHAHA I think they have two delegates in the house, but no senators! And all the license plates say "Taxation without Representation" Sorry to ruin the joke but it was just too damn tempting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 That joke is so 1873 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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