allthumbs Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. I've givin this allot of thought. Let's see now . . . No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas. You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Is there a mystery here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 you forgot that cc.com has yet to be translated into arabic which makes spraying for them almost impossible, imagine life without shaving AND no cc.com, scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 no beer, no porn, no thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gapertimmy Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 lummox said: no beer, no porn, no thank you. they have britney spears posters over there, what more do you need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 they got a lot of sand too. and a language that sounds funnier than french. arabs don't make shit and complain about people who do. if they suicide fighters want to die fighting, let's pput the fuckeers in a battle cage and charge admission. with the profits we can buy a little spread in canada so arafat can live among ppeople who appreciate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 lummox said: arabs don't make shit and complain about people who do. Forget it. Your sad little trollings aren't worth generating a real response to. Toodles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lummox Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Forget it. Your sad little trollings aren't worth generating a real response to. Toodles! you little bitch, i bet you got a purty mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 lummox said: [more of the same vapid swill] Is it stupid in here, or is it just you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 Shut up This thread will not jump the shark Everybody play nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 You're a steaming pile. Go flush yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 This thread will not jump the shark you're right about that! it's hard to top your racist garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 j_b said: This thread will not jump the shark you're right about that! it's hard to top your racist garbage. be nice jb. hate will get you nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 trask said: be nice jb. hate will get you nowhere. Go stick your dick in a blender. You're not worth the paper you're printed on, pisswater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 what's with you flash. rover bite down too hard on your bean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Go play in traffic, dongcheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 I thought this thread was about Pub Club. You know, like "cc.com bellies up to the bar". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Trask, Think about it. The rich guys get to have multiple wives. This leaves a lot of men in the Arab world without female "companionship". There are a lot of Arab men out there not getting laid. At least in the more repressive/traditional/radical/tribal Arab Muslim countries like Saudi, Yemen, Somalia, Algeria, Sudan. Just a theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Fairweather said: Trask, Think about it. The rich guys get to have multiple wives. This leaves a lot of men in the Arab world without female "companionship". There are a lot of Arab men out there not getting laid. At least in the more repressive/traditional/radical/tribal Arab Muslim countries like Saudi, Yemen, Somalia, Algeria, Sudan. Just a theory. So how come America's army is not predominantly Mormon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Dru, Utah is to America as Qubec is to Canada. It's like a whole 'nother country. I guess I missed your point re the US military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Fairweather said: Dru, Utah is to America as Qubec is to Canada. It's like a whole 'nother country. I guess I missed your point re the US military. those Mormon 'beta males' that cant get any should be out slaughtering, by your theory. so why arent they over represented in the crime stats and armed forces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 who's this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 trask said: who's this? like you've never horned somebody in their armpit before yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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