allthumbs Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 It used to piss me off when the Muslim detractors in the Middle East, or the socialist detractors in Europe, Hollywood, cc.com, and other interest groups of America called my President a cowboy, but the more I think about it, the more glad I am that he is. When I was a kid, cowboys were my heroes. Well, I mean the ones in the white hats, not the black hats, who were the bad guys. There was Tom Mix, Buck Jones, Johnny Mack Brown, Hopalong Cassidy, Red Ryder, Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, then later Marshall Matt Dillon, and others. Personally, I think Gene Autry could beat 'em all up, and then sing a song afterward to his girl friend. He was my favorite. What were common attributes of these legendary cowboys? Here are a few: 1. They were never looking for trouble. 2. But when it came, they faced it with courage. 3. They were always on the side of right. 4. They defended good people against bad people. 5. They had high morals. 6. They had good manners. 7. They were honest. 8. They spoke their minds and they spoke the truth, regardless of what people thought or political correctness," which no one had ever heard of back then. 9. They were a beacon of integrity in the wild, wild West. 10. They were respected. When they walked into a saloon (where they usually drank only sarsaparilla), the place became quiet, and the bad guys kept their distance. 11. If in a gunfight, they could outdraw anyone. If in a fist fight, they could beat up anyone. 12. They always won. They always got their man. In victory, they rode off into the sunset. Those were the days when there was such a thing as right and wrong, something blurred in our modern world, and denied by many. Those were the days when women were respected and treated as ladies, because they acted like ladies. Now that I’m older, I still like cowboys. They represent something good -- something pure that America has been missing. Ronald Reagan was a cowboy. I like Ronald Reagan, who was brave, positive, and who gave us hope. He wore a white hat. To the consternation of his liberal critics, he had the courage to call a spade a spade and call the former Soviet Union what it was -- the evil empire. Liberals hated Ronald Reagan. They also hate President Bush because he distinguishes between good and evil. He calls a spade a spade, and after 9-11 called evil "evil," without mincing any words, to the shock of the liberal establishment. That's what cowboys do, you know. He also told the French to "put their cards on the table", which they did, exposing their cowardice and greed The Arabs are wrong. In the old West, might did not make right. Right made right. Cowboys in white hats were always on the side of right, and that was their might. I am glad Bush is a cowboy. He’ll get his man. Cowboys do, you know. Go Bush 2004 Quote
dalius Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Trask, seeing that you seldom ever write more than one line, possibly up to two, I have to seriously wonder if you're the one that wrote that. Did you steal that off the net? More power to you if you didn't. I may not agree with it, but it's actually well written. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 trask said: Now that I’m older, I still like cowboys. I am glad Bush is a cowboy. He’ll get his man. Cowboys do, you know. Ah, forget it. It's just too damn fish-in-a-barrel easy. Quote
Dustin_B Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 (edited) AMEN (to Trask's post) Edited April 3, 2003 by Dustin_B Quote
RobBob Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 (In a Willie Nelson voice) My heros have always been cowboys... Quote
specialed Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Trask, Dustin... does it bother you at all that Bush's daddy got him out of Vietnam by getting him into the Texas Air National Guard? For which he apparantly didn't even really ever show up because he was out chasing the tail around the pool and doing coke. Quote
allthumbs Posted April 3, 2003 Author Posted April 3, 2003 spelcialdork, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 specialed said: Trask, Dustin... does it bother you at all that Bush's daddy got him out of Vietnam by getting him into the Texas Air National Guard? For which he apparantly didn't even really ever show up because he was out chasing the tail around the pool and doing coke. Trask has been too busy doing coke and chasing tail around the pool to keep up with current events. Quote
RobBob Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Indians...ahhhhh...feels good just to say Indians. Now that SC the PC is gone. I-N-D-I-A-N-S. Hey, should they rename the state "NATIVEAMERICANA?" Quote
allthumbs Posted April 3, 2003 Author Posted April 3, 2003 RobBob said: Indians...ahhhhh...feels good just to say Indians. Now that SC the PC is gone. I-N-D-I-A-N-S. Hey, should they rename the state "NATIVEAMERICANA?" Redskins, Injuns, Squaws, Braves, Heathens Quote
RobBob Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 I'm doing the FSU dance now, and the tommyhawk chop. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 RobBob said: I'm doing the FSU dance now, and the tommyhawk chop. Hey, cracker; it's a good day to die. Fuckin' Custer wannabe. Quote
specialed Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Glorifying sell-out Bush as a cowboy is doing a disservice to our proud american heritage. Quote
Dustin_B Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 specialed said: Trask, Dustin... does it bother you at all that Bush's daddy got him out of Vietnam by getting him into the Texas Air National Guard? For which he apparantly didn't even really ever show up because he was out chasing the tail around the pool and doing coke. No. chasing the tail around the pool and doing coke. sounds like a man's man! Quote
dalius Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Trask, to think that I actually thought you could write something like that. Can't even come up with your own ideas, can you? Trask's Palgiarized Story - from Reuters. Back to your one liners, eh? Quote
specialed Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Dustin_B said: specialed said: chasing the tail around the pool and doing coke. sounds like a man's man! Not when his contemporaries were dying and fighting in Southeast Asia so that he could spend his daddy's money and wag his little limp dick at the ho's. Quote
Rainierwon Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Geez, What BS, I wonder how many of those twelve criteria Bush fulfills . -J Quote
allthumbs Posted April 3, 2003 Author Posted April 3, 2003 dalius said: Trask, to think that I actually thought you could write something like that. Can't even come up with your own ideas, can you? Trask's Palgiarized Story - from Reuters. Back to your one liners, eh? Hey Dick Tracy, did I ever say I wrote it? You have the Trask fetish now don't you? Bwahahaha Quote
nonanon Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Funny how all of the cowboys mentioned in that article were really actors. How gay is that? Quote
dalius Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Just quote it or cite it if you didn't come up with it yourself, that's all. Yeah, Trask, I love you. Quote
specialed Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Yeah no shit. Hoppalong Cassidy for President 2004 Quote
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