Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 That's right, boys and girls, this Saturday is your big chance to spot the elusive, the eloquent, the illustrious Dr. Flash Amazing at Smith Rock State Park! The Doctor will of course be accompanied by that stunning and capable hard-climbing vixen, the incomparable Nurse Wongo. If you think you have spotted DFA and Nurse W., send a 3x5 card with your name, address, and phone number to: I Saw DFA, Now Gimme Something! c/o AmazingCo, Inc., Propaganda Division PO Box 1174 Portland, OR 97210 One person will be randomly selected from the winning entries, and will be awarded a Grand Prize package consisting of: An all-expenses-paid one-week vacation for two to Fife, Washington (including Greyhound bus fare from anywhere in the continental US, accommodations at the Fife Best Western, and three meals a day plus one alcoholic beverage at Denny's). Grand Prize winner will also receive: (1) pair "I Love DFA" socks (2) "Dr. Flash Amazing is my fucking hero!" t-shirts (5) coupons for a free pint of Dr. Flash Amazing's Stupendously Delicious Ice Cream (now in 'Failed Redpoint Fudge' and 'Belayberry') (1) Dr. Flash Amazing lunchbox with Thermos (1) Dr. Flash Amazing Inspirational Hangdogging Calendar set (including wall calendar, day-by-day desk calendar, and personal day planner, all featuring inspiring images of DFA hangdogging, ticking key holds, and miming sequences on some of America's most popular sport-climbing routes) Birthday cards from Dr. Flash Amazing -- for LIFE! Best of luck, kids, and may the best man or chick win! Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 was that you wetting your tights on cinnamon slab last weekend? bwahaha Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2003 Author Posted February 10, 2003 It was Bunny Face, smartass! Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2003 Author Posted February 10, 2003 Go drift someone else's thread, motherchucKer! Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 blatant attempt to keep your topic at the top of the list Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2003 Author Posted February 10, 2003 Thank you so much, Iain! Your loyal service to your Doctor is appreciated, and will not go unrewarded. Keep fighting the good fight, soldier! Quote
Dru Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 Timmy's right, this photo isnt that the yeti? Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 it's the mysterious and elusive mountain narwal, as can be seen by the large tooth appendage. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2003 Author Posted February 10, 2003 It sure as fuck isn't Dr. Flash Amazing. Not a bolt in sight! And what's with the slabby snow? "Sorry, you are not a winner in the 'Spot the Doctor!' contest. Hopefully you are more successful in other areas of life! Sincerely, AmazingCo, Inc." Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 why does this "wound maintenance on baker" image keep coming up on the quickpics section of the sidebar. I'd dead sick of it tell you what. Quote
RobBob Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 I don't think the Dr. has golf shoes like that. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2003 Author Posted February 10, 2003 What sidebar? Wound maintenance? Whatchoo[etc., etc.], Willis? Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 check the photo gallery, keyword "wound". Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 TWO WORDS FOR IAIN: DFA & GROUPIE try IAIN & F'INGBORED, or ERIK & CAPSLOCK Quote
erik Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 TWO WORDS FOR IAIN: DFA & GROUPIE try IAIN & F'INGBORED, or ERIK & CAPSLOCK TWO MORE WORDS IAIN bike & RIDE Quote
RobBob Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 TWO WORDS FOR BOTH OF YOU: DINGLE & BERRY Quote
iain Posted February 10, 2003 Posted February 10, 2003 WTF CHUCK CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A SERIOUS DISCUSSION Quote
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