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I don't know how to do that so PLEASE anyone wishing to adopt Fu please check the for sale section of the gallery. I am terribly allergic to cats and I have Fu living in my house as we speak. I need to have him move out ASAP, but I am also not going to just get rid of the big guy. He needs a nice home with a person(s) that will love him and take care of him. Sisu

thanks ducknut

Sorry klenke. I guess the pic of Fu and the pic of my whales has offened some people. The only reason I posted Fu on the Bouldering site was so people could see the guy. I don't know how to post a picture to this thread so I did that as an alternative. I figured one of the MODs would write me a bad boy note, but instead Fu's picture is gone So if anyone wants to PM me with directions on how to post a picture to the ad please do so ASAP so we can find Fu a nice home.

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbecued 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder... those are friars!"

OK, everyone I'll be nice and call and not be an ass hole. Man I have to work on that. Ass hole is my middle name. I was a principal in a film clip a few weeks ago and I got to play the ass hole. It was so natural that I scared the female principal featured with me. hahaha The director liked it.

FUCK THE LIBERAL ASS KENNEDYS. THE SOONER THEY GET OUT OF AMERICAN POLITICS THE BETTER FOR THEM AND US. MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SUCH BAD LUCK IF THEY GOT OUT. MY CUBAN FRIENDS DON'T LIKE THE KENNEDYS EITHER.

I don't trust anyone but myself and then I don't trust myself sometimes. HA

Whats's so weird about that? When I used to work construction , ALOT of the guys would have Budwiza' fer lunch I have a friend got a DWI fer walking his motorcycle down the road while being liquored up. Guess he dropped the damn thing into traffic or something. Jesus H. fucking Christ, nobody said it was weird. I just posted the god damn thing so all you Lower 48ers could have a good laugh at the expense of us Alaskans. FUCK!!!

According to a recent edition of the Peninsula Clarion newspaper in Kenai, a Sterling man, 42, refused to pay his taxi cab fare after reaching his destination. However, he offered to settle the bill by giving the driver some prescription Valium. He was arrested for reckless endangerment and lodged at Wildwood Pre-Trial Facility. Last month, Palmer police arrested a 43-year-old man for driving while under the influence of alcohol. Nothing out of the ordinary -- except that the man was driving a backhoe.

E-rock your solution sounds the best. I have some old school skis that I put the Ascension glue on after I removed the hardward that skins used to sue to keep them on. they work like a charm. The G3s suck. I'll package them up and send them into the company and ask for the replacement gray ones. thanks sisu I sent this company an email requesting help or authorization to send the skins to them. So far NO ANSWER!!!! Are they really a good company that cares about their customer??? Sisu

Very old joke but I posted it for all the youngsters on CC.com. It was a hot day in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan (one of the two each year), Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street. She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I vill have myself a cold beer." The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and replied... "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

This was send to me from a security specialist for a very big law firm in Southern Cal. Read it and see if he is trying to scam me or if he is telling me the truth. We try to trick one another at times and this time i am not sure. *********************************************************** Southern California law enforcement professionals assigned to detect new threats to personal security issues, recently discovered what type of information is embedded in the credit card type hotel room keys used throughout the industry. Although room keys differ from hotel to hotel, a key obtained from the "Double Tree" chain that was being used for a regional Identity Theft Presentation was found to contain the following the information: a. Customers (your) name b. Customers (your) partial home address c. Hotel room number d. Check in date and check out date e. Customers (your) credit card number and expiration date! When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense. Simply put, hotels do not erase these cards until an employee issues the card to the next hotel guest. It is usually kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!!!! The bottom line is, keep the cards or destroy them! NEVER leave them behind and NEVER turn them in to the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card. (Information courtesy of: Sergeant K. Jorge, Detective Sergeant, Pasadena Police Department)

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/plab/showphoto.php?photo=2743&password=&sort=1&cat=500&page=1 Picture of Fu doing his warm-ups before bouldering. Please PM Sisu if you want to adopt a cat.

doctor exam After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly." After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually around July and the second time is usually in December

Moses Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man never answered but just kept staring ahead. Again the president said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the president. Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?" The secret service agent agreed with the president. "Well," said the president, "Every time I say his name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch" Again, the president yelled,"Moses!" and again the man stared ahead. The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and whispered: "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over and whispered: "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert."

The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out. ~~~~~~ Amanpreet, Jr., asked his dead old dad, Lizard Pecker, "Pop, where did all of my intelligence come from?" Amanpreet pondered the child's question for a moment and said, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother. 'Cuz I still have mine." ~~~~~~ On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

I cound not agree more

Metalhead_Mojo Joke # 3 was the best hahahahaha

Naw, if you come over Sunday for Mr. Turkey you'll see that your dog is NO match for Fu. Hell, Cavey he is kind of like a feline Adamson.

Here is another subject within education that is alarming. Because of the Leave No Student Behind aka WASL. Washington State is considering the idea that all art, woodshop, auto mechanics etc. classes be cut and only the CORE subjects be kept. Where I went to school as a kid we had two threads for kids to follow in high school. One was a college base and the other based for work as a miner or a trades person. BUT the important aspect of either thread was this. EVERY kid male and female had to have math, science, as well as the other humanities classes. The only difference being the math and science of the blue color thread was it had a semblance of reality. It was used in the shop classes during the course of the school year

I’ll tell you what. Ask Dutch and Glacier Dog about your idea Thinker. Ask them what happened to them and their experience in the system in Alaska. Then you will get a real answer from kids that went thru what you are talking about. Now for my answer...YES, taking an interest in a kid or group of kids helps. It does not have to be an educator either. I tried teaching in Marysville like I did in Alaska. Guess what? It did not work. People here think you have an ulterior motive... I liked to get kids interested in things and activities that don't sound like math, but math will always find a way into the formula. Hell, I taught history for three years and figured out how to get math and biology into the lessons. HA Dutch was a student. I got him interested in climbing; Glacier dog was my wife's student (she was the gifted teacher). He is another great kid that was not interested in the system, as it existed. Ask them if they appear online about school...don't ask adults as the kids.

I have seen these types of charter schools WORK very well. When a parent spends the time to be there the kids will be more engaged. There was a good old gal in Anchorage that was placed in a horrible elementary school. The first year she nailed every behavior problem child there was...no expelling but daily detention, or kick out for a day. Then she decided that troubled kids could stay in class and not be kicked out IF one or both parents attended school with the kid. Not necessarily in the same room but attended school for the time period that the kid would of been disciplined. Guess what? This lady's school did a 180-degree turn around. Grades started going up, problems started going down, some parents applied for jobs with the school district as they found that working with children was actually enjoyable. Virginia Jettier was an awesome principal. I worked for this gal in Big Lake, Alaska.

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

Hey MattP, go spend some time in the public schools. You'll see. The time spent is not one or two days either. You need to spend a few years doing this. The average kid gets screwed daily out of educational time, money and opportunity because of the special interests, disrupters, etc. Go ahead and give it the thumbs down. BUT I KNOW I AM RIGHT AND THAT IS ALL THERE HAS TO BE. By the way Bud, a Catholic private school is not the most expensive...best maybe because of the no bullshit taken attitude. Kids going to a private Catholic ain't rubbin' elbows with the Gates, Allens, etc.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra ~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman ~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright ~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke ~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~ Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. ~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."