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CanIwhiff.

Would you prefer that I fart? I can arrange that.

No longer a Yakimaniac. A Dry-Shittian these dayz...

Thought you liked them hirsute.

\ I think you need more help than that if you couldn't recognize an offer to oral. Yeah, like an owner's manual. Hey now. Youz two go back and read that exchange again. From the context (i.e., my question as to what was for dinner, the question coming from me), one could easily conclude that archie was telling me to eat my own dick. Not that there's anyting wrong with that...

No, it doesn't. See ^^

Exactly! Either one is sick. One's just sicker than the other.

Yah Doug, we're drifting away from the target again... so hard to keep these kids on point. To refresh: PICTURES!!!1 OF NEKKID WIMMIN!!!1

True dat. Dogs got it made, tho...

I musta missed your meaning. I thought that was what you were going to serve to me. Not what you were having. And you're correct in your second assumption...

that wasn't very nice. bitch.

So what is for dinner, Honey?

Did you at least fix the roof?

Shhhh! Go back to your meth shed.

Gone Wild

JBo6 - What chucK, 5K, and ivan said. They might not grab; then increase the wraps. More wraps make it harder to deal with. Try it before you "buy it".

No problemo. Just go sit on the copy machine and then post the result!

that would be OK, as long as they're HAWT!

The Pres, traditionally, could only do this after he Federalized it. This has only been done once. Of course, Bush pissed all over that when he changed the rule recently (which obviously I disagree with) State of Emergency has a different air about it and is used mainly to help people after a disaster. therefore, things like civil rights are rarely called into question. I didn't know that part about the Generals. Cool. Exactly, regarding the federalization bit. That's what (used to be) was keeping a president from becoming the next Adolf Hitler. I do not agree with the John Warner Defense Authorization Act either. It's our very own version of the Enabling Act. The slippery slope starts there. Regarding SoE: Although it sounds "nicer" than Martial Law, it is effectively the same thing. Mayor Ray Nagin, when establishing his SoE after Hurricane Katrina, effectively declared Martial Law, and suspended civil and Miranda Rights when he told his police force not to worry about civil rights of looters (and to just shoot them).

Just a point of clarification regarding Martial Law: The President can declare it, and mobilize the National Guard as the force to implement it, but only if the NG is not federalized (this prevents the President from having a federalized military force not controlled by the Congress). The Congress does not declare Martial Law. However, they are the only body of the US government allowed to declare war. Also, state's governors can also declare Martial law, although it's actually called a State of Emergency (although the two [ML and SoE] have virtually identical powers when enacted). And during a time of war, a military official (typically at least a general) can unilaterally declare Martial Law in the theater of that general's operations.

picherz of nekkid wimmen? c'mom, peepulz!

Well, then, that depends upon what you feel you lack in your life. If you don't have a GF and you want one, then get the GFE. It'll make you feel better. If you really don't want or care for a GF, and you just want some wanton, guilt-free, lust-laden sex, then get the PSE. Easy peasy! I mean easy piece-ey! Of course, the best is the GFE/PSE combo-experience. You go out with the hooker for an evening on the town. She acts like your girlfriend at dinner, the show, the stroll along the riverwalk, etc. All prim and proper, lovey-dovey, and shit. To wrap up the evening, you drop by your parents house to show her off. It goes something like this: "Hi Mom, I want you to meet someone. This is my friend Trixie." "My son, she's really nice. She's quite a pretty woman, isn't she." "Aw shucks, Mom. Cut it out. You're embarrassing her." Then you and "Trixie" go back to your place, and she puts on the PSE for the rest of the night and into the dawn. What could be better? It's the best of both worlds!

Unless your girlfriend is willing to perform up to the high standards of the PSE, then you might as well go for the PSE directly, if you're going to shell out shekels for it anyway. I'm just sayin'...