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is he, like, rapid-fire farting to keep himself in the air? facial expression certainly looks that way...

tried that one already. didn't work. damn...

nope, you're not alone...

Define god? Have Stephen Hawking do a rap number? Hate on MTV? Offer unicorn rides? (don't ask me where that last one came from...)

Yeah, but does the crunk version have the way coo' Stephen Hawking voice-over?

I canna do it, Cap'n, the warp core is bypassed like a Christmas tree (read: my rig is in the shop tomorrow). Montana was a babe, and things coulda been worse than being shacked up with her in a Tralfamadorian zoo, IMO.

You mean the 10th, doncha Off?

He was always just waiting for us...

That was really pretty good. And I hate rap.

wasn't begetting offspring one of those prerequisites, too?

WTF is on the inside of the thighs of the chick on the right???? Are those bruises, or is something growing there?

Sweet! "Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar." That was rich. So was the one with the sheep.

:lmao: Now that's funny... in a poetic justice sort of way.

Only if you bring Olga, and if you agree to share...

Shoulda just let him keep eating them until his belly was dragging on the ground. Then slit him open like a tauntaun and voila! A lifetime's supply of golf balls!

I've got a choice of three things going on that weekend, two of which depend upon a flight to the east coast. I'll show up if I can't get a decent fare, but Mom is gonna kick my ass if I do.

quit teasing

nope, just my nose...

I'm going camping and fishing with my son. I'll be the only one doing the drinking. Yeeeeesh! He's into camping, as long as it involves fishing... and campfires, and S'mores, and hot chocolate, and more fishing...

already on it!

:anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger: :anger:

I'll be enjoying plenty of beers and a bottle of wine with my son as we sit in our camp chairs and throw lines out into Indian Lake in the Blues next weekend.

For a biochemistry student, you sure do manage to finagle a lot of time away from the books, kiddo. But good on ya for getting out and on the stone. More than I did today...

I hear that Ballmer guy is a real corporate raider, a la Gordon Gecko. Is Climber's Rendezvous gonna be in Spokane? I'll be near the Tieton on your weekend, but not in it.

man, you're easy to convince, too?