Squid

It looks like this ))<>((

He's safe, & loves kids. It's this guy I gotta keep locked up!!

Oh, don't worry- the lampshade is just there so he doesn't lick himself too much. Nothing weird.

My dog is waaaaaay cuter. ruff, ruff!

as a kid, I thought it was the coolest thing ever that Queen had a song about The Hobbit: Crazy Little Thing Gollum

GONNA USE MY ARMS GONNA USE MY LEGS GONNA USE MY STYLE GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP GONNA USE MY FINGERS GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION 'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE NO ONE LIKE ME I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

awesome job!

Here's what I think of your stinky l'il pooches!

Pondering spray is a bad sign

I'll trade you 2 goats and an otter for your dog.

Your dog is stoned.

It looks like RuMR and MisterE already climbed that place out...

Those pansy-ass gizmos are for posers! Real hard-men don't need built-in 'biners- we stash our nut tools in our ass-cracks. Serves as tp. Light is right, baby. I open beer bottles with my ass-crack, too.

My harem is languishing. The Squid will be laying the needle on the Barry White vinyl tonight. Be brave, carry on without me.

he wasn't born that way. you too can grow a huge heart. Hugs. Lots of group hugs.

Holy fucking shit!!!! bwa hahahahahaha

Exactly. We hiked in Sat. & slept at the Burgundy notch before descending and climbing Clean Break on Sunday. I'd recommend not bothering with the Burgundy notch, and just doing the thing car-to-car.

Climb: -Clean Break Date of Climb: 7/24/2005 Trip Report: I was going to post a TR about heading up Clean Break this past weekend with Eric8, but when I read Layton's TR, I realized that mine would be a verbatim repeat. Without excess verbiage, here's the photo assault: Coffee-Ade, to jump-start the day I'm following the first pitch... still on the first pitch... Second pitch roofs (head up over roof, the left over corner) Random Squid sexiness Heading into pitch 6 (diagonal fist crack) Trundling through the brush toward the summit Gear Notes: Gear up to fist size, a rope. Approach Notes: We bivied at the Burgundy notch. This was a mistake.

Climb: Squamish -Ultimate Link-up Date of Climb: 7/17/2005 Trip Report: Clamponeer and I climbed 'The Ultimate Link-up' at Squamish last weekend. We mostly followed the link-up described in Bourdon's guidebook, except we took 'Granville Street' off Broadway. Clamponeer had climbed Banana Peel before, everything else was new to us. Part 1. "The Bottom Line" 3 pitches of slab to access the Apron. Part 2. "Banana Peel" More slab, easier. The guidebook calls this 8 pitches, but this is a great place to simul-climb and save some time. Part 3. "Granville Street" 2 rope-stretching pitches takes you to the forest, and the start of the path to Squamish Buttress. Part 4. "The Forest" Our only route-finding issues were here. From the top of Granville Street, go up and left until you find an obvious path. Follow this left to the edge of the gully, boulder up a bit and back right onto the path. In a bit, take the obvious left fork in the path, and around the gully (fixed ropes). The Ultimate Everything starts at the belay bolt. Part 5. "The Ultimate Everything" It's ok. I liked the first pitch and and the last pitch (10b variation), but everything in between fades from memory. There is some fun climbing on the funky dike. The final pitch- a traversy hand-fist crack- was enjoyable, and a great way to end the route. And topping out on the Chief is a great reward. Gear Notes: Rack to 2 inches comfy shoes

I'm sure most of you are already familiar with this story, but last w/e I saw the most amazing thing down in the Grand Wall boudlers- came back and found the story online.... here!

Shush. Who took your ball gag out, anyway?

"Reubens" beeeyootch!

Funniest Home Videos: Enumclaw edition?

Marymore? Renton granite? Wedgewood bouldering?