layton

No you cannot get free stuff, cuz I have overhead, yo. I hope I get sued, that'd be high publicity fo sho. So far people have been able to tell the high quality magazine with it's amazing photos and articles apart from my amazing art. The churchsign generator guy should sue me though. I owe him $2 worth of profit.

yeah, but it does contain some hotties

you can't fail until you try

You have been given a new chance on life. Go now! You're Free!

anyone take a picture?

TLG works at the store in squish?

Jordop, bring the selkirks n guidebook w/you this weekend please.

Hmmmm, it's been AWFUL HOT and the fall was at 9000'....probably rockfall off of thumb rock. I am not chastizing anyone here, but let's think about the weather and conditions before we go climbing. Liberty Ridge is gonna be around and in good conditions a lot longer than any of us will live to see. Several people died on the route the day I did it several years ago b/c they were moving too slow.

I've been into the Chehalis Range 6 times w/o climbing to the top of anything

At least our brains are stuffed full of shredded newspaper instead of that icky looking udon noodle stuff.

you would need aluminum crampons, specialed. better leave the real ones for us experts.

is this w/end father's day?

Well you didn't finish it = my lunch

BTW, those were from during the boyband glamrock tour thing I had goin' before those backstreet bastards....

Fuckin' shameless. I can take the verbal abuse to ensue....

Fine, I will play nice. These next two posts are for the ladies. (on the right)

maybe a little bit

Where did I ever say that I wanted a girlfriend? I may have complained about getting girlfriends, but I certainly haven't advertised or asked for one, especially on this site. So I'm just playing along with you guys cuz it provides Drama, and it's fun to see how bad I can make myself look!!! If you don't like me, or what I write I don't give a flying fuck. I don't want to get involved with anyone that can't laugh at me, themselves, understand and enjoy sarcasm, or get their panties in a bunch over some stupid shit a bunch of dirty drunk dumbass climbers such as you and myself sprayed about.

My creative/emotional side

I couldn't reach the sink to shave in my wheelchair. Ask DBerdinka, I had the homeless veteran look down pat w/my scrappy beard, fingerless glove, wheelchair, and cowboy hat. I'm shorn and shit now and can feed myself (except my right big toenail has died and turned black), but thanks for the complement Snugs! more examples more fine examples i'm soooo hawt animals love me I know self defense I have a gigantic Pipe And I've Transcended into the realm of self-actualization So you see, it really just must be bad luck on my part. Nothing at all to do with me as you can clearly see. Now it's Distel32's turn to post 10x as many bouldering photos of himself.

Tru Dat!

Already been done as a reaction to the girls of cc.com contest. Sorry, one step ahead of ya.

I live in a giant bucket