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i need money not bitches

So it turns out I have an extra pair of ribs. 13 pairs, the extra set at L1. very very rare. so to fund my climbing this summer, how much for one rib?

you mean snorting coke off a prostitutes back standing through the sunroof of a stolen car Neil Patrick Harris.

Way to guide the gnar Gene!!!! btw, for folks that don't know, Gene is the baddest motherfucker on this site.

dude! wtf? what about me? i wanna go!!!

dude if i'm concidered bad ass, then the rest of the climbing community just got promoted to uber-gnar . And no, i found her on the transgendered section of Adultfriendfinder.com It took all the money i had to pay for the operation , so i can't buy her a train ticket now. Can't wait to see the results!!!! No but seriously, i'm trying to help my friend out. she'll provide really nice conversation and doesn't take up much room. make a boring drive more interesting and stop by ellenseburg if you're coming back that way to PDX. however, don't try anything cuz she packs her glock and'll bust a cap if your ass.

I hope the various research studies done on other therapies read this post. Not to cause a controversy, but studies done on blood samples from folks who've had a chiropractic adjustment have shown clinically significantly increased PMN (basically white blood cells) and macrophage activity. Could be in response to brief local inflamm of the joints, who knows. just think that's pretty neat. not saying go to a chiropractor b/c you have a cold, just a cool side benifit. Here's a VERY cool therapy i've had done. you'd be VERY hard pressed to find this contraption. I've had an ionizing lamp put down my throat (creating ozone which is highly toxic) and the theory is that the ozone kills the local infection (the viruses aren't in your blood, they are in your membranes in your respiratory tract usually). kinda like advanced salt water gargling. Having your sinuses drained by a chiropractor is a very very cool trick (basically the doctor sticks their finger so far up your throat you want to die) and the results are profound and totaly fucking disgusting. won't cure the cold, but if you're too stuffed up to stand the light of day, worth a try. also an extra long q-tip jammed up your nose so far you think it'll poke your brain and coated with Silver Protien, is another amazing and totally gross way to drain the sinus. i've seen photos....super nasty.

Need a ride from Ellensburg to PDX before friday please? Not for me, but a wholesome nice girl who needs a ride. She can dehydrate fruit for you (supply the fruit) or some gin in return. No ride back necessesary. PM me please.

one more thing. a mega dose of nyquil or theraflu tea before bedtime (although not very homeopathic!) totally knocks you out and the asperin or aceteominaphin in it relieves the pain and fever.

there is no cure for the cold don't waste your money. you can only treat the symptoms. one of the best ways ever is called a Nettie Pot, basically pour warm salt water up your nose. also gargle with warm salt water. then zinc and eccinahsea(sp?). be sure to take A LOT of ecch, way way more than the dose on the bottle. basically you want to finish the bottle or eat all the pills in about 5-7 days. ecch tea isn't strong enough, you need to drink about 5-7 cups a day...which may be a good way to go about it actually cuz you're really hydrating yourself. also, Orange Juice promotes mucus, so go with Pinapple juice instead.

i was just being silly. nobody has sex with women and their dirty dirty pillows

canada sucks

For Immediate Release!!!! Back in 98 i did rainier Leadville, CO to Leadville, CO on a three day weekend. suck my balls And in 99 i did shucksun, ingalls s ridge, and der mighty toof solo on a two day weekend. suck my ass. so when can i have sex with women???

we're having some major setbacks on that expedition due to copyright infringement

I added another pitch variation to it actually. 10c, small wires. free RP and HB offset anchor to those who dare go higher. 4 outta 5 on the suck factor.

shit, another t-shirt opportunitiy down the drain. tough market.

this could turn out to be the 2nd greatest thread of all time (nothing could ever beat the mounties thread...ever)

okay. i read the orignal post a little more closely and would like to step up the ridicule of this accomplishment. the "for immediate release" part that starts off the post is what immediatly pisses me off. More corporate self promotion. I'm sure that since these guys are from Boulder, they are in the People From Colorado That Know Each Other Fan Club, a.k.a. "Climbing Magazine" I didn't find one stirring sentance or point of interest in this garbage. Man i fucking hate this shit.

i don't have time to read this thread. have we discussed who decided that these 3 are the trifecta and why should we care. why am i being a dick when i could be accused of doing the same thing on many other TRs and posts? There was nothing interesting about this. no funny stories, cool pictures, learning experiences. basically this is the ultimate chestbeat on a totally arbitrary feat that in no way advances any realm of climbing in the cascades. summary: i did a bunch of random arbitrary shit faster than other people have.

well i think i did it. lets see how long it lasts. i found some heavy fishing line and threaded it and knotted one end. the major crux was tieing the knot on the other end so the line was tight enough. i tried vice grips (slips right out) holding the lobes closed and tieing the knot with my tongue. i got the knot tied with my tongue but when i let go, it still wasn't tight enough. so i tried to loosen the know and slide it closer to the hole. after much hand and mouth acrobatics, i gave up so i hunted around my room for a while to find a tight placement for it. finally i found a spot (my tape cassette holder) and was able to use both hands to tie a tighter knot. works sweet now!

well bailing wire worked for about three or four trigger pulls. gotta find me some strong fishing line.

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Just curious who posts here that doesn't live in the PNW. I think it's so cool that we get spray from faraway.

hey that fucker happens to be Carolyn. I will smack down any punter that disses on my C'dawg. Carolyn, i got yer back.

Need sales!!!! I'm almost in the red!!! email me if ya want anything specific please.