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AlpineK

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  1. I really don't understand Erik or his issues, but I find them amusing none the less.
  2. Dear Luna Bar, Thanks for the man boobs.
  3. AlpineK

    Telemarkers...

    Dammit Robin, I was trying to make a serious point abot tele skiers and now we're in Spray
  4. AlpineK

    Telemarkers...

    Telemark, Italian for BOHICA
  5. AlpineK

    Telemarkers...

  6. AlpineK

    Telemarkers...

    Telemarkers are the lowest scum of the earth and deserver to be hog tied and dipped in shit. Telemarkers: English for lame ass wankers Telemark, Norski for I suck dead donkey dicks
  7. Talk to Jkasidy. He's into chopin bolts.
  8. How to get a
  9. temporarily close often leads to permanently closed. It isn't too much of a hike from Cayuse pass though.
  10. Maybe the cows are confused about their sex too.
  11. CC.COM You have 2 cows. You convince one cow that the other cow hates him. You sit back and laugh while the cows fight and destroy the barn. You wonder when someone's going to get you some milk.
  12. AlpineK

    Holy Shit

    It would be if the concrete wasn't so fractured.
  13. AlpineK

    Holy Shit

    Actually there's next to no vegetation at the place just big concrete slabs and some astroturf out front.
  14. AlpineK

    Holy Shit

    Nope moving to little old Lake City. If I built a catapult I could lay siege to ChucK's house.
  15. AlpineK

    Holy Shit

    ...except I spent all of my money on climbing gear and good times. Nope it's bought. Or at least as long as all the inspecting and detecting goes well.
  16. AlpineK

    Holy Shit

    I might have bought a house.
  17. Cracked/joe average could suck start a D-9 CAT.
  18. That's beautiful poetry...brings a tear to my eye.
  19. On a side note. All the very best wine is now stored in screwcap bottles. Corks fail a lot more often then screwcaps. Prejudice will keep corks around for a while though.
  20. AlpineK

    Cold Turkey

    Exactly.
  21. Hey Fairweather How bout that war in Iraq...going real good huh.
  22. Can I hang out with you rich boy.
  23. Is that some Blair Witch like warning?
  24. That's like taking a fall down a WI2- with boards on your feet and pretending you meant to do it right If that's the analogy you want to draw...Just remember you'll always be a wanker skier.
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