Telemarkers are the lowest scum of the earth and deserver to be hog tied and dipped in shit.
Telemarkers: English for lame ass wankers
Telemark, Norski for I suck dead donkey dicks
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You have 2 cows. You convince one cow that the other cow hates him. You sit back and laugh while the cows fight and destroy the barn. You wonder when someone's going to get you some milk.
...except I spent all of my money on climbing gear and good times.
Nope it's bought. Or at least as long as all the inspecting and detecting goes well.
On a side note. All the very best wine is now stored in screwcap bottles. Corks fail a lot more often then screwcaps. Prejudice will keep corks around for a while though.
That's like taking a fall down a WI2- with boards on your feet and pretending you meant to do it right
If that's the analogy you want to draw...Just remember you'll always be a wanker skier.