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Doug

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  1. Mongo not know. Mongo only pawn in game of life. Mongo, Blazing Saddles
  2. Did some cragging at Peshastin on Friday, attended my in-laws 50th anniversary party on Saturday, went to a wedding on Sunday where I engaged an interesting chap in a conversation regarding a genre of Rock Music from the 80's. Anyone ever heard of "Butt Rock"? It is allegedly a stle of music played by "hair bands". It can still be heard blaring from speakers in the backs of Camaros on 196th and Hwy. 99 in Lynnwood. Anyone ever hear of such a style? Underlying everything was a strong yet unspoken desire to be at Index with local PNW legends "Big Joe" and his loyal partner "The Rock" Charlie. It isn't so much that Joe makes his pro from just used auto parts. We're talking old Chevy Vega engine blocks for stoppers and 1952 Ford Milk Truck Leaf Springs for active protection. Big Joe is the man!
  3. So that's what he was talking about.....I coulda sworn that I heard "poop" and "straining", so I figured "BL" was just constipated....
  4. Lambone, Was Big Lou talking about a pope sighting?
  5. How far up the Icicle can you drive right now? We're thinking of heading up there on Friday.
  6. While sitting next to Big Lou and equally Big Jim (Yup, seen 'em at the same place and same time, hence they are not the same person)Watching a slide show of some of their early exploits presented by Wolf Bauer, Lou leans over to Jim and says "is that you or me in the picture, I forget".
  7. 665.98743 The approximate number of the beast.
  8. "Chickens Make Lousy Housepets" "You can't save your ass and face at the same time" And the last words of my friend Lloyd: "OH SHIT! A FUCKING TRUCK!"
  9. I read postings on cascadeclimbers.com from people who know people.
  10. Scale Burgers are Great! I can feel the zits welling up already. I cast a vote for the Old #3 Tavern in Ronald. The Mother Lode is incredible!
  11. Doug

    Girl Repellent

    Back when I was single, the women who wanted to commit to go climbing on the weekends were few and far between. Now, I've got 2 women in my life (wife & daughter) and it's even gotten worse! Face it, unless you are extremely lucky, it's one or the other. Dwayner, think it might have something to do with the alcohol volumn? Maybe you should try seeking out the Elizabeth Shue charachter from Leaving Las Vegas!
  12. freudian? is that where you say one thing bute really mean amother?
  13. Doug

    Pope's Dream

    actually they are not pliers, they are forceps and they do work (with the right muscle relaxent. but what i really wanted to say is, say is that a mountaineers sticker in the window of the truck?
  14. Hey Father Blakely, isn't this pope's confessional? Although, I do like your pentance.....Abba sounds more like punsihment.......
  15. I think that there is no hope for Charlie. He'll be smoking a turd in purgatory for all eternity. Just goes to show, clothes do make (or break) the man.
  16. Pretty good confessional. Looks like lots of forgiveness. Our parish priest would give 2 hail mary's for adultrey, 3 our fathers for blasphemy and oh yeah, 2 candy bars and a pop for oral sex.
  17. is it the chick or the rock that is stalking charlie?
  18. I've had a pair of Raichle Eiger's re-soled and resurrected from the dead at Dave Page. I've had my Rock Shoes re-soled by Ramuta. I'd recommend both of them.
  19. Doug

    Big Lou Jr.

    Gee Pope, For a guy who started a thread about the size and prowess of another man's schwanger, you sure are giving Charlie a hard time about his sexuality! He even stood up for you the other day. Some guy was accusing you of swinging the other way, and Charlie sez "hey, just cause the guy's cut a few trees, it doesn't make him a logger".
  20. Doug

    Big Lou

    Is it true that Lou's Wood has it's own zip code and zoning plan?
  21. Doug

    Big Lou Jr.

    Yeah, but does she give good bivouac?
  22. I must need thicker glasses. I almost stepped on your palm razor. BTW, My wife says no matter how willing I am, it's still degarding to her.
  23. Why not, your mom did?
  24. Just got a new Sierra Trading Post catalog last night. The Salomon 9 Thermics are on sale for $215.00. Not a bad buy for a kick ass boot!
  25. "It's not degrading if you're doing it willingly, it's just kinky". May I have permission to use that?
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