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akhalteke

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  1. akhalteke

    howdy

    spicebo bolshoi solnishka moya
  2. akhalteke

    howdy

    I am babe. I am.
  3. akhalteke

    howdy

    You are harshing my mellow friend. I come here for the mellow 2nd hand high and the relazing music I can't stand without the aforementioned high.
  4. akhalteke

    howdy

    Obviously you missed my Kennymo#$&%^##@ngG post.
  5. akhalteke

    howdy

    I rather like it here. Maybe my presence alone will 'jazz' the place up a bit.
  6. yeah, characterless Canadian whiskey in place of delicious, good old American rye True, but at the time it was the best he could do. At that time all booze stunk. Except spodee-odee. Shit never goes outta style.
  7. ...and syphllis brought him to the loony bin
  8. Actually quite the opposite.
  9. let's see - grand canyon or urban midwest shithole... hmm OOOOH OOOOOH Call on me! OOOOOOOOOOOH! I know! I know! OH OH Rrrrrrah.
  10. the best vodka is from grain, not potatos but even monarch vodka is better than Stroh's beer Yeah, hence the roll eyes. Me and vodka have been introduced.
  11. That's the only funny thing I think you have ever said!
  12. I used to shoot the shit out of those things when I was a kid. If I knew what they would be worth today, I might have not done that.
  13. you're mistaking boner for pink as if i'd drink with either of them. or rumr or scotty naturally so - they don't appreciate good booze Yeah, we all can't drink high quality potato vodka like you.
  14. Geezer please. You got 30 years on me and I got 60 lbs on you.
  15. you're mistaking boner for pink as if i'd drink with either of them. or rumr or scotty Thank God for Ketamine.
  16. Yeah, don't break Kev. RUMR is next on the totem pole and I like him. I don't wanna have to make fun of him.
  17. PSHHHHHHH! Like she ever stops.
  18. ...and this concludes 3.1 mi's "this week in politics" summary.
  19. This will cheer you up: 1) Take your bobble head outside (or in. your choice) 2) Take One (1) 3.5 in 12 GA shotgun shell and, ensuring the weapon is on safe and the trigger is clear, load the shell into the chamber. 3) Give the bobblehead a good hard "twack" 4) Stand back 5) Take aim 6) Release the safety 7) Smile
  20. These candidates need to reel in their buddies. They are wreaking havoc!
  21. His other $50 billion ideas weren’t so bad. Go climbing RetroTroll.
  22. It is now. McDonalds took hold.
  23. Kev. I know your watching.
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