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  1. akhalteke

    funny jokes

  2. akhalteke

    funny jokes

    Joke? Oh come on. I am no more a joke than the other tards with over 8000 posts. and good morning to you Minx. Are you ready for a fine day of spray? Did someone piss in your mother?
  3. Excuse me you little ungratefull maggot? I have 10 bucks that McCain would beat your gaping jaw swollen shut. I understand that you dont feel like serving your country but he paid the ultimate sacrifice. Why don't you slow down and think about what you are saying? Because the commander of the greatest military in the world has paid the ultimate price as a soldier, he is disqualified to lead it? Go chug some ativan you pretentious prick.
  4. Not possible. Not in this life nor anyother.
  5. akhalteke

    funny jokes

    Hey Kev. I will be in Washington in a few months. We can discuss it then.
  6. I seriously doubt either of these candidates has what it takes. Bi-partisan rhetoric just shows how much of a puppet you really are. Calling others puppets (as is popular here) just shows amazing hypocrisy. 6 words on this election: Giant douche and a Turd Sandwich
  7. A lot of people agree with him. Some just see the poinlessness of trying to talk to people that were taught to climb in a gym about wilderness ethics.
  8. akhalteke

    funny jokes

    ...and that is better than the Domocratic candidate whose primary attraction lies in his sociability at a BBQ (as discussed in an earlier post) and his good looks which ravish 18 year old teeny bopper voters who might turn out if they dont get "totally wasted" the night before?
  9. Free these dates and would like to do some dirbagging on some rock. Based in N.C. and have been to looking glass. would liketo go back there as well as other places in the area. If you are gonna be down here, throw me a line and we'll see if we can get some climbing done. This is prime climbing season down here.
  10. akhalteke

    Morning music

    Green is not your color 3.1 mi.
  11. You mean cause we dont have Coors lite ? I was, of course, referring to bitches. But the lack of availability of STROH's would tend to make it a double entenre I suppose.
  12. Quick quiz: Which car maker uses more American labor than anyother car maker?
  13. akhalteke

    Morning music

    7.62x54 or 7.62x39?? both actually.
  14. Canada is BYOB as far as I am concerned. No trauma for me,thanks.
  15. Reason #452 to suspect that she's a tranny:
  16. akhalteke

    howdy

    I need to recharge my narcissistic batteries ok sweetums? Even an evil bastar.....I mean a 'psychologically challenged' individual such as myself needs time to soak up all the karma and zen and shi... I mean stuff. ...and now we continue this airing of Yanni... Live at the Accropolis.
  17. akhalteke

    howdy

    This is not spray. It is Le Cafe. Please don't confuse the two. I don't want the vibe harshed in the slightest.
  18. oh, so impressive Canada = sickie We call those gym clothes where I come from. Would rather see a woman in a nice evening dress and heels anyday.
  19. compared to what...Washington, are you crazy ? When I visit Canada, I don't take a look at the women and get blown away. Sorry, but I don't see much difference - positive or negative. What I DO notice when I visit Canada is how completely boring and white-bread your populace is - and lacking diversity. Except for Vancouver which is comprised of 40 different ghettos. 1) Who lives in Richmond? 2) Who lives in East Van? 3) Who lives in Surrey? ect. The most segregated place in North America. I would be surprised if Surrey wasn't divided up into the different caste systems; geographically speaking.
  20. lululemon? WTF is that? And furthermore, what the fuck are you talking about. I need to go back to Le Cafe. They only smoke the janjaweed there.
  21. Dru prefers Caprines.
  22. i've seen your "hotties". not impressed. and I've seen your rainbow flags.
  23. Women are so hot here that I get to hit out of my league all day long..in America you get fatties with attitude and bars that close at 12 am...bwahahaa I work on Robson and Burrard..come have a walkabout..bet you lose your mind..enjoy your miss washington hahaha, here thats like ya ok ill take you home but you cant stay over, at best Robson? The street with all the rainbow flags at every corner? Bro, hate to tell you this but: Dude looks like a lady!
  24. akhalteke

    howdy

    ah yes. makes sense. been a while. going back to russian school soon. looks like I need it.
  25. akhalteke

    howdy

    Would I lie. Let me reiterate. Would I lie in here? This is my spiritual sanctuary.
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