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akhalteke

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  1. akhalteke

    the dark night

    I get that alot. I bet you do sexy!
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    Mmmm HGH and hydroxycut. The body of a greek god and the heart of a 90 year old CHF patient.
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    I think some Brazilian Ju-Jitsu would be just the thing for you minx.
  4. akhalteke

    the dark night

    Nice femur hoss.
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    Its a good supplement to a good workout program but it is far from the be-all end-all workout regime. Balance is key.
  6. Not yet. Still too short. Check back in a couple of pages.
  7. we make allowances for the mentally retarded Much appreciated old timer.
  8. The Black and magenta lasers were the best all around shoe there was. I miss them.
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    Well if they were military guys, that would just defeat the point of the entire excercise now wouldn't it? You kids have buttons the size of quarters.
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    all the little cross-fit hooligans came out of the woodwork on that one! John, you are a predictable little cunt. Fern can kick Chuck Noris' ass. She just can't keep up at the bar. Ta ta for now kids.
  11. I dunno Off. I am young and I think that today's youth is mired in self-indulgence and the idea that the rights afforded in this country are owed to them. I really do feel that we are looking at the same thing that killer the Romans and everyother empire before us. Decadence. We are losing our decadence now and time will tell how we handle it.
  12. What is worse is when 26 year olds subscribe to the same mindset eh Off?
  13. Its the weekend for me. Hasta bitches!
  14. Nope....I hate falling. I am a wuss. Or didnt you know that? Oh. We know.
  15. You are really comming into your own as a spraylord. Yet you have so far to go. I take it you settled for the warm glass of milk instead of risking a huge gnarly whipper to get that sick send a beacon huh?
  16. By the way. Take any "huge whippers yesterday?"
  17. Wow Kev. You are really comming into your own as a spraylord. Only a matter of time until you are ready to take on Trask.
  18. The women here would eat you alive son.
  19. Fuckin A Right!
  20. Fitty Cent!
  21. Suck it up and go see some live music when you are there. Faq Yeh. CCR4!
  22. Then what? You get out of jail. Till I give you a prince albert with your ulna.
  23. Abandoning your logic so easily Kev?
  24. Not possible. Not in this life nor anyother. You just need to get out more Scott. 3 more months man.
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