akhalteke

Its been real. I called that post a troll when I posted it. Nothing retro about it. bolt it they will come. Pull any "soft 11's" while you were gone? You should let him use your old "FenceSitter" username... I'll give him the password. As soon as I can remember it.

Your right Kev. Needs more bolts!

No and I know you did not either. Nope, I am studying and drinking beer. Just like I said I would. What's your excuse, Retro-Troll?

That's as far as I got. That and some oversimplistic views about the market.

Its been real. I called that post a troll when I posted it. Nothing retro about it. bolt it they will come. Pull any "soft 11's" while you were gone?

he's going to get his meds...he'll be back later... Ativan and a warm glass of milk and a story before bed time.

Sorry, it is like a feeding frenzy. I am getting a little caught up with all the blood in the water. I don't want RUMR to get it all!

Apparently way more gnar-gnar too eh brah?

Keeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeeeee I know you watching.... Re-sist-the-urge-to----respond!

I thought you were climbing

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh nice "disclaimer"

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Mmmm Milk. Sooooooo Sleeeeeeeeeeppyyyyyyyyyy

At least he didn't break any laws to.... oh wait. Nevermind.

Rudy. I think we killed him.

Fuck! I just shit my pants. I am laughing too hard to wipe! Somebody help! Kev, you fucking asshole! You set me up!

You do realize that I am required to climb in boots with a ruck and a weapon; right Kev?

Wait. This better be Index or Castle Rock or something, because If it is Smith, I wont be able to get up off the floor from laughing so fucking hard.

No it goes free at a soft 11c. I have never taken the fall from there and I have climbed it on lead maybe 25 times. I would not want to fall there. You would have to change your shorts after. WOW! Soft 5.11?!?!?!??! You fucking stud!

I will have fun. why do you consider 10 foot fall to be "Mega". Seems kinda silly This, ladies and gentlemen is what we call "projection."

Is your middle name ego? I PROMISE you could not climb the climb in question. Of course we will never know because you are living with your uncle dad in the south. Its Uncle Sam shit head (fucking kids these days). Kev. I may not be able to climb it. But I will promise you this. I will try and I will not bitch out because I might fall 10 feet. What is this thing 5.13 or something? By the way. I thought you were going climbing? How is that milk treating you?

Translation: 'Gotta sip a warm glass of milk and cry myself to sleep.' Say hi to Snuffleupagous for me junior.

Whatthefuckever homo. You wanted to bolt some shit because there was a 20 foot (in your likely exagerated guess) fall at the TOP of a route. That is probably the softest fall you will ever take. Period. If that freaks you out, you got the wrong hobby homey.

Or to TongueDarttheDarkStar

I love how he just backs down. Real men fight on! (even when they know they are dead wrong). GWB is a real man.