Hugh Conway

by that you mean "abused eastern european woman"

STOP SHOOTING PORTER

@ porter + alpinfox: don't foget the lube

marking territory

he should try homeless man

get an XGK

if you want a general purpose stove for above freezing temps, get a pocket rocket or other canister stove. Quicker to start, smaller, lighter, all around superior and you can buy canisters most anywhere - S. America, NZ, Australia, Europe (Asia being a bit more difficult to source)

Dechristo rubs the lotion on his skin

XGK = jet burner Whisperlite Internationale = slower, more finicky.

scram haole

How to be a donkey in 5 easy steps - it's the surf equivalent of a gym climbing guide down to recommending the single slot ATC equivalent - the SurfTech popout kookboard.

wish I could drop coil on USAir - tarmac'd

thought: Most gear, especially packs and clothing, gets replaced well before it wears out

post porkroast poop is purple

@alpinfox - crunch for the beer

perfectly coiled

stool firm. recommend softener?

@porter - no, they just hate freedom.

@porter - where in yurp?

comparing standing on seat vs. sitting. prefer sitting.

stool consistancy poor

going to take a shit

taking a shit

tvashtwitter: currently sodomizing feces

but you already love the big black cock