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Voting is managed at the state level, so recounts would still happen at the state level. A national recount would never be necessary. Only an electoral vote count of 270 is required for the new system to take effect, so not all states need sign on. Remember, its based on the national, not state level popular vote. Right now the count is 132 -so 138 more are needed. MI, TX, NY, IN and a handful of non-swing southern states would do it - no swing state required.

A simple fix to an antiquated, unfair system - without a constitutional amendment. States would assign electoral votes based on the national popular vote: National Popular Vote Plan

No autoz, so no autizm back den!

Ah lernt me inna MBA skew dat risk 'nalasys gotz two factuhz - prob'bilteh uv o-ccurance tahmes harm of outcome, not jus da fiost one - so not gettin' yo kidz vaccnated gainst deadly germs dat could kill dem n spread to othuhz seem lahk a bad idee to me! Nah, 'f yoo'll 'xuze me, Ah gotz me sum noodlin' ta do.

Ah do loves me sum channel cat!

Viagra may have found its new spokesman.

Back to cancer prevention: The best way to minimize the risk of the most common cancer is to have a penis. The best way to eliminate the risk of the second most common cancer is to do the opposite. Death from either eliminates the risk of vaccine complications, so there's that.

Bipolar's more common than you might think.

Bugs is totally smarter than Mighty Mouse.

Well, that saved me a googlez. How does one type and flap one's arms simultaneously? I'm guessing two little keyboards and a lot of duct tape. There's genius in that.

Kind of funny how all those lazy Democratic governors are ready for Obamacare - and planning their own state level health exchanges (a huge amount of extra work) while those hard working Republican governors are either a) just taking whatever the feds come up with or b) asking for more time and "need more questions answered". HARD WORK, PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Mitt could have upped that ante by designating all of Mars a National Park.

Mittenz explains defeat with characteristic circumspection and grace: "The Obama campaign was following the old playbook of giving a lot of stuff to groups that they hoped they could get to vote for them and be motivated to go out to the polls, specifically the African American community, the Hispanic community and young people," Romney told hundreds of donors during a telephone town hall Wednesday. "In each case they were very generous in what they gave to those groups." Be not sorrowful, my Little Brown Children, the Great White Father has not forgotten you!

Not to mention the I 502 Bridge!

You'd never be able to afford the pot sniffing border dogs, Oregon! Bridge of the Dogs, indeed!

I never realized just how badly Rush sucked until I started cutting and pasting their lyrics.

Well, I see you standin' there With your finger in the air Everything we do, you wanna leave it up to you Who do you think you are? You think you are a star? Tryin' to run the town Always tryin' to put us down Well, you think that you're right You think you're out of sight Tell me something, mister Why'd you have to make us so uptight? Well, you say you've been tryin' You know that you're lyin' I think you need some groovin' Who do you think you're foolin', now? Well, you better start changin' Your life needs rearrangin' You better do some talkin' Or you better do some walkin' now

CROSS POST ALERT! Small wonder why Rfucks consume so much of their own bullshit. They don't even know what it is anymore: "We will strongly enforce anti-discrimination statutes and ask all to join us in rejecting the forces of hatred and bigotry." "...Congressional Republicans took the lead in enacting the Defense of Marriage Act, affirming the right of States and the federal government not to recognize same-sex relationships licensed in other jurisdictions." 2012 GOP Platform

I'm developing a mobile device called a debiaser. The prototype is 100% effective. Now if I can just get it to do something.

"We will strongly enforce anti-discrimination statutes and ask all to join us in rejecting the forces of hatred and bigotry." "...Congressional Republicans took the lead in enacting the Defense of Marriage Act, affirming the right of States and the federal government not to recognize same-sex relationships licensed in other jurisdictions." 2012 GOP Platform

Whoops! Anti-abortion stances are ALL OVER THAT SHIT. Didn't realize how much the GOP is against - its a long fucking list! Sorry, GOP! Didn't realize how big your douchebag agenda really is!

...than listen to jungle music.

I'm runnin' here, I'm runnin' there I'm lookin' for a girl 'Cause there's nothin' I need, there's nothin' I want more In the whole wide world Well, I need it quick and I need it now Before I start to fade away That's why I'm searchin', that's why I'm lookin' Each and ev'ry day That's some pure Bard shit right there, man. Where does it all come from?

The real No Spin Zone

There is zero percent chance of me doing that.