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There are some good 12 step programs out there. Carhartt addiction can seriously debilitate your fashion sense.

These guys have had the best prices every time I've looked: Store link

My thongs are made from hemp.

That's illegal in most states.

I had puppy links this morning. Dee-lish.

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

Cease and desist on that. I've trademarked my new line of thong/patch climbwear under the brand name Swisher Lite.

I hate puppies.

Funny, I thought it was for anyone who wanted to eat it.

...and husbands...

I don't give a damn about the Catholic church and what it does or doesn't do. I'm not religious. Forgiveness, on the other hand, is something we could all use a bit more of.

More accurately, he apologized at his first public opportunity, the Letterman show, which happened to air on Monday. Letterman wasn't even going to allow it, but Seinfeld pursued it and won out. The incriminating video had been circulating all weekend on the net, by the way.

There's still enough Catholic left in me to lean the other way on this. What we say in anger is often not a true representation of what we believe. If it were, many of the folks on this website would be in dire need of some serious psychiatric help. And I'd have a steak knife protruding from my chest, courtesy of my wife.

John McCan and Colon Bowel in '08.

Seattle and Portland, home of pissy, undersexed men who inexplicably can't seem to find even one attractive woman in two densely populated urban areas well known for their healthy outdoor lifestyle.

I'd say the real story here is Jerry Seinfeld's unflagging loyalty to a friend in trouble.

Rainier: An alpinist who always attempts his objectives in bad weather so he'll have an excuse for failure.

bivvysite: A late arriving alpinist who expects to share a fully occupied sleeping spot.

Rope drag: Draping oneself in a meticulously butterflied climbing rope with no intention of actually leaving the parking lot.

Camalot: The end result of a particularly satisfying session of camelbacking.

Harness: The quality of being able to laugh off an 80 foot screamer.

Camelback: A polite form of anal intercourse whereby the top first asks the bottom if he'd prefer one hump or two.

The hidden lives of stars...

Nicotan: A near full body tan interrupted only by the thin lines where...

cigarette butt?