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Consider it a form of democracy by proxy. We decide for the little brown people who cannot make sound, informed choices of their own.

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Psilocybin plutoniescens

I absolve you of your trangression, my son. Now pass the acorns.

80% of Iraqis want us out of Iraq, and 80% of Americans want us out of Iraq. That's 160%.

Couldn't we just install our own elected Venezuelan president?

Arc.

I live 10 blocks from the Tin Hat. It just wouldn't be a fair contest.

I'm against forced panda pregnancies, but pro-panda porn.

I was joking! Me three.

Never bring a knife to a nucular gunfight.

I think this gives 'over your head' a whole new meaning.

What we have here, is a failure to communicate!

Oh, JayB, I didn't think you were that vulnerable. I'm going to have to lighten up on you. I work from home, so I'm not sure how the fuel wrestle off would work out. Maybe your chain lubricant would tip the scales, maybe not. Don't worry, we're both holy men. Keep cycling, my man. That rocks.

Isn't that Captain Kirk's too small sweater? OK, I'm just going to crawl off and die in the snow now (which we have a sprinkling of here in Seattle right now).

Ya never know when the Rapture is gonna happen. Best face it on a full stomach.

You know, if you ever need a job, I'm sure there's a speechwriters position waiting for you in the Chavez regime. You kind of sound like him...

Thanks for proving my point; What do you need a truck for? BTW, you've got self-righteous DOWN, my man. Congrats.

Apple has announced that it's renaming it's product the 'Oh.phone'

Didn't this guy also invent the self-eating watermelon?

Substitute 'beer' for 'war' and this paragraph would describe most of us.

An enormous bong forged from unobtainium. Blows people away, leaves buildings standing... ...those few buildings left standing in Iraq, that is.

Thanks for that link. Good to know which vehicles to avoid buying. May have to go for the FJ Cruiser instead of the Tacoma when the time comes to replace the current Toyota Pickup in a few years. Heaven forbid that you buy something more fuel efficient. I guess that would require a little too much personal responsibility than your supposedly traditional conservative nature is willing to cough up. I know, I know, you need a big pickup for all those heavy bulk loads you haul around every day.

Vat vee neet ees a zupaveapon!

The first time I read the word "surge", I knew a) the media was going to parrot it so often that it would become part of our euphemistic national lexicon and b) that Bush was stoopit enough to do it. Two problems: a) We going to take a 'lesser' role, in support of Iraqi troops...all one combat ready battalion of them. Right. b) We're going to 'loosen' the rules of engagement for US forces (contradicting 'a'). Every time we've tried this the violence escalates out of control. I'm reminded of LBJ, who, when gifted with a war he already know was shitty and could probably not be won, chose to do the only thing that would save face in the short term: escalate. Prolonging the misery is an excellent strategy, and one that this administration has proven very adept at executing.