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not to let facts get in the way of standard campaign rhetoric, but since the AFA passed per capita health care costs increases have slowed to between 3.6 to 4% per year. there have been numerous articles on this slowdown- not exactly a secret for anyone who picks up a paper on occasion. A number of factors have produced this result- the AFA being one of them.

would a Daringer quiet snoring, or turn it into screaming?

you dont eat a quality dog like that all at once.

understand, FW, only that i consider you a sad little clown's butt

Burners Versus People of Walmart. Original soundtrack by Phish and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

The Yin and Yang of Pointless, illustrated version, by Cut and Paste, the Type It Brothers.

this is science at its best.

ivan kicked a barrel cactus today. ive since dropped that from my bucket list.

"Bud Light is creating a town for people that are #UpForWhatever" - CC Banner Ad

A poster on the Taco recounted being beaten in the face by a white throated swift while leading an offwidth. This is why peregrine restoration is so important.

"Heeere Cool R! Cool R come!"

While reaching for a ledge on lead in one of the kloofs just outside of Jo'berg (the city), my South African belayer suddenly quipped "Oh, you'll want to slap the hold real quick to check for pythons" - followed by laughter from below all around. He was serious - the place is apparently infested with rock pythons (the not-nice kind). As serious as a South African can be, which is, it would seem, not much. How about leashing one's bitchiness? Or muzzling it. Muzzling's good. Not that a pooch walking across the blankie you spread out for 'the children' (Oh, the humanity!) isn't a very serious first world matter. Look at it this way - at least it's not a rock python eating your sammie - with your kid attached to it. No baboons to worry about here, either. Fucking baboons.

Snake Bit Dog and Gunshot Mommy. There's gotta be a country n western song in there somewherez.

The cool thing about a reticulated python is that it's its own leash. you have a mellow, Bob?

Next up: Kitten gigging. Only on CC.COM.

Call me crazy, but dogs at crags actually make my experience there better. I like dogs. Nice critters if you know how to hang with them.

The perennial dogs-at-crags whine festival, Washington's best kept secret.

Dogs can teach us a lot of things. Not complaining, for example. Unfortunately, they too often serve as convenient targets for human cruelty. Kicking them comes to mind. Such a kind and endearing habit. I mean, who WOULDN'T want to kick a dog in the face for peeing?

I wish dogs wouldn't bring their owners to the crags.

The great thing about dogs is that they can't type.

I don't even want to think about the possibility that these unleashed dogs might also be stoned. That would explain the missing sandwiches, though.

Off leash dogs? Side show. Let's focus on the real problem, here: DEA warns of reefer maddened rabbits

The next white throated swift that wing beats me is going to discover there's a new law in town.

It's not snoring - it's dream chanting.