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YOu've got a soap box cunt? Sounds inconvenient.

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Good morning, detainees!

You apparently understimate Pink's preternatural ability to self entertain, Bug.

Someone come. White man come. White man with black eye and monster shoes come.

Oh and once again I call bull shit. You have always alluded to being privvy to experiences, but fail to divulge details. In my line of work we know that is a sign that the subject is completely full of shit. I have called you out on your supposed military experience, but still you denied to. I now again call you out to know what your experiences with the Lakota were because I know alot of motherfucking people on that reservation. If you try to blow smoke up my ass, I will know and consequently everyone here will as well. Um...I think I just posted that I've never met a Lakota. Am I that stoned, or is it you? I have a few experiences in the drunken injun department, but like I said, that, and a few other topics, isn't up for discussion with web dumbshits such as yourself. As for what you believe or do not believe...I'm not going to lose a whole lot of sleep over it. I now hand you over to the capable hands of Ivan, who will continue to intellectually ass fuck you until you bleed out.

Or maybe that's 'hello'. Aloha, then.

I crack myself up. Yatahe for now.

No.

Oh, I have a few experiences in that department, but you're certainly not going to be privvy to them.

Did the Lakota let you eat the warm heart of a buffalo that summer AKA? What was your injun name? Come on, you know they gave you one.

I don't suppose a genetic predisposition for alcoholism that approaches 90% in some tribes is a factor. Naw. It's all failure of character.

I did see Dances with Wolves, though. Or was that the Brule? Damn, if only there was a summer intern for the IHS in the house. He'd know.

I'm thinking about it. I've never met a Lakota (to my knowledge, anyway), yet their whole tribe is fucked up, every damn one of them drunk on lysol, because I pander to them by...how am I pandering to them again? I'm confused. I'm thinking that there just might be a little more to it than that, but hey, what do I know about the Lakota?

I think your concise treatise on the development of contemporary Lakota culture requires no further embellishment from me. You must have been a real favorite on the rez.

I've been re-elected president of the earth. Haven't you heard?

AKA: Lakota spokesperson. God I love this forum.

If all idiots were banned, then only bands would have idiots.

Most of the misery...today...after subjugation, depopulation and the reservation system. Just a little detail, but then, you're not one for details.

Actually, given your lack of respect for American values, our institutions, and the Constitution, I would think you'd be a better candidate, although Somalia or Sudan might suit you better. More freedom to 'pull out all the stops' there.

CHIAH!

I thought Ivan was a bit strange before I met him. The reality is so much more bizarre.

What would it take not to be qualified enough to spray? A coma?

Years ago my roommate went to Russia on a climbing exchange program. Pre-Gorbachev. If you know anything about Russians, you know that they are INTO qualifications big time. Introductions were made. Dr. Soinsosky, PhD. Mr. BlahBlahBLah, President, Association of Blah Blah Blah. My roommate was a student at the time. He had them introduce him as Doug Larsen, GMHR. They bought it, hook line and sinker.

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