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But we don't have that link....

Oh well, Pink, at least we've got each other.

You only need a couple, repeated over and over....

The NRA membership roster is the first place they'll go. Donate anonymously. MHO. Increasing NRA membership was undoubtedly the point of this mass emailing campaign about a non-existent bill. Oldest trick in the book.

Then only the rich could afford to kill people.

You couldn't pierce those tits with a sabot round.

Ovah heuh.

That'd be a small price to pay for being able to sport a male rhino's member.

Microtubule: They finally came up with a name for your 'manhood'. Baddump. Congratulations, Dr. Burninator: Climber, Doctor, Microtubuler.

The city had me check the depth of the channel from that bridge. Climbing the arch to do it wasn't easy. Baddump.

This 'hysterical example' post is pure drivel. Credibility: Zero. It calls into the question the credibility of the first post, of course. Personally, I'd bet that the gun list, populated with some of the most popular weapons, was pulled out of the originator's ass. Without citing the text of the proposed legislation, and a realistic assessment of just how serious the proposal is in congress, I'd say both posts are probably steaming piles in the veracity department. But hey, if you believe this kind of crap, I've got 50 penis enlargement techniques sitting in my indbox I can forward to ya...this thread being one of them.

I'll fuck anything.

Freakin' great. Now I can't fuck'n stop tooikin' like dis, ovah heuh.

Yo! I'm ovah heuh, ovah heuh!

Two reasonably attractive teens. One ugly-as-fuck baby. And the butt plug that started it all.

Gladly wood this cost eyed bear

THAT was funny.

Nevuh heoid 'v 'im ovah heuh!

There is another form of tyranny at work here that seems to have been missed in this thread; tyranny over legal behavior and attitude. Assault weapons bans don't really address gun crime; they seek to criminalize attitude and behavior; people who like assault rifles, for whatever reason. Perhaps assault weapons ignite commando fantasies in some, or perhaps the owners just think they're cool. None of these attitudes and behaviors are the government's business. It seems that a bankrupt nation paying for 2.2 million people to sit in prison; the highest incarceration rate in the world, migth consider that idea of making fewer things illegal, rather than more. Having said that, there are posters (not you, Bill) here who celebrate the loss of habeus corpus and the use of torture, yet rail against any form of gun control because it leaves citizens helpless in the face of tyranny. To those posers: you're willing to fight an imaginary tyranny that will probably never happen, but support tyranny that's happening right now. Guess what? That's exactly what happened in Nazi Germany, the gun proponents favorite pet historical example. In short, you're not part of the solution, you're the problem.

Look, fellas, we got freakin Captain America ovah heuh!

Nuttin but the dog in me

If being a tosser were illegal, we'd all be in jail.

"I have no regrets. I just wish it would have happened 10 years from now." Same could be said for turning 50.

UR tew kewl fer skewl Perhaps you can start a Happy Hardcore thread for your contemporaries.

I've been appointed Ambassador to the Oort Cloud.