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Without permission from their douchebag boyfriend

And occasionally sneak a pic or two

Just the opposite, bitch. No HFCS or refined sugar for 6mos now. After 30 days I almost roundhouse kicked a Mike&Ike dispenser and feasted on the supermarket floor. You just need to come out of the closet as the full blown liberal you are. Then you'd be able to shop at Trader Joe's, and tuck into a bag of Gummy Penguins while watching the hotties fondle the organic bananas for firmness.

OK, sorry - ..well, I don't know Josh, it's nice to know that he probably doesn't look like this. or Hard to see a yamaka in the words. A lot of things are probably...hard for you. We understand.

Are those Kosher?

You need to lay off the Ho Hos and Rockstar, beyotch. De-jack it n shit.

Which is all we give two shits about.

To us, anyway.

The Baby Jebus loves morons, however, because our jokes become twice as funny when they're around.

But then, we are all Yahweh's children. Even morons.

The cheap bastards never pay for gas either. Thank Allah the Jews have such a stand up guy like fairweather to defend them from the attacks of you leftist jew loathing freedom haters! P.S. Rumor has it a Jew was climbing "heart of gold" in Leavenworth today, likely looking for spare change. If either of you think think any of this bullshit if funny I got newz for you. It's not. It's whatever the opposite of funny is. uh...josh is like....uh....jewish, dude can't tea-sipping fairy-footed liberals at least be able to make fun of themselves? That you have to explain the joke...well, its enough to make the Baby Jebus cry.

The Right is all about being Winners. Ego-less reality doesn't enter into it.

Well, we lost a trillion dollars, anyway. Whether or not we lost the war, or occupation, or whatever you want to call it, is kind of moot, considering the amazing damage the venture has done to this country. Not to mention the folks now wandering around without arms, legs, faces....

I prefer not to climb with Jews. They're either kicking your ass or nursing a delicate stomach.

Comparative Religion according to Professor Tvash: Mormonism is pretty out there, but they do produce some wholesome looking young blondes that you just can't help but violate. Catholics: The One True Blow Job...even without the priesthood. I can personally attest that the Christian Reform Church, whatever that is, has produced some of the most sexually athletic, if guilt ridden, women on the planet. Baptists...very loud climaxers. TAKE ME TO THE RIVAH! Pentacostals all seem to be over 60 and foreign. Big Box: vortices of suburban hawtness. Get those capris off, bitch, and let's baptize the back of this motherfucking Tahoe! Also fertile ground for the closeted gay. Universalist Unitarian Unitardians or whatever: There doesn't seem to be any sex whatsoever happening here, but the cookies are awesome. Gay friendly, although given what isn't happening, it's pretty much moot. Presbyterian, Episcopalian, and other -erians and -elians: Does that shit even exist anymore? Scientology: I think everyone in the church is required to do Tom Cruise. Unimaginable, really. Islam: Some really hot women under there somewhere. Really hot. They must hate living on that motherfucking equator. Shinto: One word: Benwa. Buddhist: Never really met one, although a whole lot of folks seem to think they belong in this category. Hindu: Something tells me these people really know how to fuck. Something like, say, 1.3 billion people. Sikh: They don't seem to have women. Atheists: High maintenance. Way too smart.

I feel a TR coming on. Perhaps a Snus will help....

I'm not putting you in control of homeland security. Best option would be drop TTK somewhere deep in Islamofascistan and let him fend for himself there... he'd last a whole 3 nanoseconds. Or I'd be invited to somebody's wedding within 3 days, like the first time I ever went abroad. It's been about the same every trip after that the world over. An open mind goes a long way outside the borders of BornAgainistan.

I'm not putting you in control of homeland security. Hell, I'd shit in your mouth just because its open so much.

I think an opportunity was missed when they failed to install missile silos at Gowned Zero. This decade's over in 4 months. After it is, if I hear yet another jaggoff utter the phrase 'terrorist threat', I'm going to shit in their mouth. GET FUCKING OVER IT.

It should be 3 or 4 HUNDRED MILLION BILLION BLOCKS from Freedom's Epicenter , and not one GOD-DAMN-INCH-CLOSER.

Apparently, they're so obvious that it's not even necessary to speak of them, much less apply a similar historical analysis to contemporary Islam and its modern political and economic contexts. What a joke. Hiroshima and Nagasaki....onward Christian soldiers! There "it" is... get the T.P. quick!

Pop quiz: the Koch's (the main funders behind the Tea Party Movement) won their family fortune building refineries for GUESS WHO? KKK, you should get this one right away. He's your very favorite historical figure.

Ohhhh, Joseph, the Tea Party movement is completely GRASS ROOTS. Didn't you know that? Proof positive that you can get a bunch of clueless dumbfucks to do just about anything for you if you've got the right connections.

Since the Rightie Tighties manufactured this issue out of thin air to garnish the racist vote (always a winning strategy in the Great Ole U.S. of A...no shortage of hoopleheads out there), they could always just STFU about it. Problem solved.

Like any pet should....