tvashtarkatena

You can collect kale seed, but don't try it with your other mustards, cuz those sluts cross breed with anything in the mustard family - dandelions, you name it. Unholy, I tell ye!

Road breakfasts. Nuff said.

Check it, you won't regret it: Big Wall How To

I've been buying Irish style butter - creamier, less salt (fuck unsalted butter tho), grass fed cows so more omega 3s. That is some good yuppie shit there, yo.

Kale, mustard greens (of which collards are a member), spinach, chard (close relative) top out as the most nutritious veggies. All really, really easy to grow almost all year round. Seeds are really expensive, though...like a buck fitty for a 3 year supply.

Never had a blizzard, but DQ soft serve rocks. Good thing for us Canadian backwater pilgrims (does Canada have a frontwater?), cuz DQ's often the only game in town.

Somehow I think the cooking prowess might just flow the other direction. He'd be chowing collards in bacon fat in no time. Collards are actually one of the most nutritious of all veggies, BTW. True story.

Fuck that. Raw vegan or bust.

Yup. "Hey, I passed a policy that'll fix your food desert within 10 years!" "My what what???"

Cuz that's not really the problem, or even a problem, maybe? Just a thought...

There's a farmer's market parked right in the middle of mine. we'll need a larger sample to reflect an average state of affair. Perhaps a study is needed....

Just ordered up a pair of Speedwall ladders. That means I'm gonna accelerate from from glacial to almost-within-human-timescale. God how I hate my etriers....

where is your intellectual honesty? So open up a fruit stand in White Center and STFU already.

NEARES' FRIED CHICKEN IS CAP HILL! DAS A FOATY FI' MINUTE BUS RIDE! NUTTIN' BUT SUSHI 'N SHIT 'ROUN' HEUH. IS A DESERT!

UNLESS ITS RAT, DAT IZ!

AH PREFERZ DESSERT OVAH DESERT!

I'd rather subsidize porkers and than have my privacy and lifestyle further monitored and invaded by health insurance companies or the government. Guess I value freedom and privacy more than a few extra bucks a year - pretty damn un-American, I know.

NOTE TO THE PROLES OF THE WORLD: There are few if any 'organic' fruit stands in Seattle. They tend to sell both organic and non for obvious reasons. You'd have to actually visit one once to know that, I guess. BUT WHAT DOES THE INNERNET SAY ABOUT IT?

MAYBE DEY GOTS A FRUIT STAN' IN DAH INGLEWOOD COUNTRY CLUB! SHO HOPE AH KIN GITS A SHOE SHINE JOB DEYUH SOES AH KIN GIT ME SOMMA DEM OH_GANIC APPLES!

What a fucking crock. Try playing "Find the Organic Produce Stand Using Mass Transit When You Live in Inglewood" on GoogleMaps. It's awesome. AH AIN GONNA TOUCH NO APPLE DAT AIN' OH-GANIC! NO SUH! REGLUH APPLEZ JIS DON' CUT IT! Jesus, you're a self parody, Bubble Boy.

Watch out, Big Man. I'm orderin' up some fly new gear n watching them videos...

Shit. Now I'm really hungry.

AH THINKS YOU SHOULD HANG OUTSIDE EZELL'S N LET DEM PO FOLK KNOW BOUT DA COPRATE CONSPIRACY!

DAS A GUD ONE! AH AIN' HEOID DAT ONE BEFO!

AHZ WAITIN! CUZ AH DON' GIT OUTTA MAH HOUSE MUCH, NO SUH!