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  1. rob

    Colloquialisms

    You must work with Chuck.
  2. rob

    Homeopathy

    poison ivy is great for the gums, though.
  3. One time on Shuksan I had a bad case of the dog farts. I hoped that the strong winds would disperse the evil, but I suspect my poor partner was buffeted by strong winds of another type I was wondering why she insisted on wearing the balaclava
  4. rob

    Come on!

    I bet L. Ron Hubbard is behind it.
  5. rob

    Come on!

    WTF, I thought this was all figured out in the 60's. I thought we won't get fooled again.
  6. rob

    Colloquialisms

    a three-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond?
  7. rob

    Colloquialisms

    was he from enumclaw?
  8. rob

    Colloquialisms

    that boy is a pair of brown shoes in a world full of tuxedos.
  9. rob

    Colloquialisms

    careful -- that crack eats nuts like a Bangkok whore
  10. rob

    For Tvash

    kudos to the ACLU for defending this guy
  11. hide my wallet? Why, is there any money in there?
  12. rob

    spray couples

    what if I wanna dance with myself?
  13. haha, sounds like a fun trip. I've had similar bushwhacking experiences in the olympics -- they're not steep hills as much as they are cliffs made out of dirt and slide alder
  14. rob

    mentor

    Hey, I'm going to be teaching my 13 yo nephew to climb this year, I might be willing to let you join in. PM me.
  15. hey, you're the one who said you wanted to see a "large hanging labia"... That's because I like girls.
  16. I've never seen a loose vagina. I think some guys must just have skinny penises.
  17. I like labia. Way better than cock. I'm just saying.
  18. Climbed at Phra Nang peninsula -- tons of stuff, mostly steep to overhanging. There are some good moderate routes at the end of Phra Nange beach that are fun. If you're a harder climber than me, The King and I is supposed to be a great multi-pitch route on the Thaiwand. For sure get a guidebook so you can plan your day to prevent baking in the sun. I was there in late November to early December, weather was outstanding the entire trip. We arrived right before the peak season started. Railey East has nice places to stay (we stayed at Sunrise Tropical Resort). The highlands has cheaper places, and is near the nightlife, so it is a bit louder. Tonsai has some cheap places too, and there are usually lots of climbers over there. Check out the Stone bar and the Gecko bar. If Job 2 Do is playing, definitely catch their show. Oh, and Bring DEET. The only stuff I could find in Railey was some all-natural citronella crap which didn't work.
  19. We've had good luck with this book There's lots of great hikes in there, with milage and gain information as well. My kids (5 & 7) have loved every one.
  20. rob

    McNuggets

    Eww, McDonalds is nasty. No wonder we have so many fat americans. Speaking of fat americans: I'm at quiznos waiting in line. An overweight lady is at the counter ordering. "Hmm, what have you got that is low-fat?" The guy behind the counter recommends a small turkey, no cheese, on wheat. "OK, that sounds good. I'll have that, but on white bread. Also, could I get extra mayo? And double cheese. Oh, and some ranch dressing. And make it a large." Too bad they couldn't throw some coco puffs on that for her, too.
  21. sweet, better than porn
  22. "They're like what the SWAT team is to law enforcement," he said. "These guys and women, it's such a specialized environment that you have to have people who know what they're doing and are in top form. I'm always relieved when Everett Mountain Rescue shows up on scene."
  23. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. -- Charles Bukowski
  24. Dude, fox news. They report, I decide.
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