Eww, McDonalds is nasty. No wonder we have so many fat americans.
Speaking of fat americans: I'm at quiznos waiting in line. An overweight lady is at the counter ordering. "Hmm, what have you got that is low-fat?" The guy behind the counter recommends a small turkey, no cheese, on wheat.
"OK, that sounds good. I'll have that, but on white bread. Also, could I get extra mayo? And double cheese. Oh, and some ranch dressing. And make it a large."
Too bad they couldn't throw some coco puffs on that for her, too.