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I fuckin hate rod stewart. "Wake up maggie, I think I've got something to say to you"??? fuckin prick. Let her sleep. I mean, you're so important that you THINK you've got something to say to her and you're gonna wake her ass up just in case? whatta bitch.

yeah, fuck you steven.

the female orgasm is my favorite music.

Is that an option?

be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box

Instead of music, would you allow the collected works of 5 porn stars? After all, I'd probably have a lot of time on my hands.

"And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside."

War. What is it good for?

You guys are really letting me down today.

You mean a protopipe?

Yeah, like they've really been keeping global malnutrition at bay all these past years -- nobody's been starving at all! Good job, U.N. Keep it up. Maybe a security council resolution will fix the problem. It always has before.

If I buy a mac, do I have to start sleeping with men?

I can lift mine 10 times! But then my arms get sore.

I say we send our criminals to college. Two birds with one stone.

what are the magazines for?

neither is mine. can't hide something so utterly inconspicuous. I heard your piece has a hair trigger.

My wages are going up, but they only gave me the promotion because George Bush was doing such a good job.

whatever. God loves me more than you. He hates you.

Phhhh. I invented knowing.

where can I find the rack stimulator? This product seems to have vanished.

No it's not. You're wrong.

I've prepared a lawsuit. Anyone want in? I'd like to go class-action.

I would avoid cortisone injections as well. I was tempted to use it when my knee pain seemed incurable, but my doctor talked me out of it, and everything worked out in the end.

I confused. What are they trying to say?

What kind of pain? I had an ITB problem that was furiously hard to get under control (and switched legs once I started PT), but I haven't had any trouble with it recently. knock on wood As to PT being useless because you're in good shape, I think that's a load of crap. I was in great shape, and PT was instrumental to helping me over my trouble.