rob

Now, smaller than ever!

Minx, don't you still owe me like, a thousand beers by now?

Someone chopped the intermediate anchor on roger's corner, wtf??

I would totally wear a tri-cornered hat to the office. Where can I find one?

nice trip. Tree looks like the victim of rockfall, or avalanche or some such nonsense.

Well, it's not exactly "drill everywhere we can for oil."

Which is a shame, because republicans are SO MUCH more tolerant of differing opinions Obumbles? Man, these name-jokes are getting even gayer. Obama'lama, or even Obama'lama ding-dong is better than that. At least make fun of his middle name or something. Obumbles? What, are you 60? Not even my father would laugh at that one. Obumbles sounds like an incompetent irish cop or something. Flannigan O'bumbles. Gay.

nope, still gay. Sorry.

sick! Thanks!

no, sorry, too busy looking at porn.

I'd thought about doing it, but then I remembered that it involves shooting a LASER IN YOUR EYE! But then, my eyes aren't so bad, only like -1.50, so....

we should let mortgage lenders privatize our social security. I trust them, don't you???

well, what a good thing he does. Can you imagine if it was just us libtards on here, preaching to the choir? Yikes.

no, it isn't. Hmm, can you explain to me how a government-run retirement system that everybody is FORCED to contribute to, and which pays many people more than they contributed to (disability, survivor benefits, etc) NOT an example of a socialized government program? And if that's the case, then why is our health-care reform bill so "socialistic?" Seems like a weird double-standard.

Well, we've been fattening them up on McDonald's and Coca-Cola and American Idol has been keeping them sedentary, so they should be pretty well-marbled by now. Tasty!

they should just privatize social security, because the private financial industry is beyond reproach. thank god Bush wasn't able to accomplish that. Can you even imagine? Shudder.

Didn't Ivan cape his own ass once on dragontail during a hail storm?

Onward, Christian solders? I don't think that's what that song is supposed to be about....

that's true. Ed Viesters likes to talk about how awesome he is.

that's better than your usual stuff, kevin

well, if I don't have kids, I pay more. I'm no tax scholar, and I guess the IRS doesn't call it a "penalty," but in the real world that sounds like a penalty to me. If I don't have a kid, then I pay more. And if I refuse to pay more, I go to jail. I know, that's a stretch. But still. So let's take the scenario where I don't want to buy insurance. Under the new bill, now I have to pay this excise, or "penalty." Now, on the other hand, let's take the scenario where there is a mandatory tax to support a single-payer, government-provided insurance. In either case, I am paying a tax/penalty. I can see how one is philosophically different than the other, but in the end, it amounts to the same thing; I'm sending the government money.

and Bush wanted to privatize that, which would have resulted in a federally mandated inclusion into a privatized market. Which was FINE when republicans were proposing it. More and more I am finding that republicans are just a bunch of wieners. Obama could propose paying down the deficit and they'd be against it.

what a bunch of snakes.