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OK, that is the best line I have EVER heard! Do you know if it worked??? I just told a bunch of middle aged ladies this line, and they all thought it totally RAWKED!

OK, OK, OK. I know, and am sorry to hear about your injury. What I was trying to ask was, "how did having low body fat levels at the time affect your case?" Peace.

Are you saying W is "OK" because he is a graduate from college? Man, that doesn't mean shit! If you graduated from college... case in point! You are such a predictable asshole.........smelly, and will shit on command.

“do you realize your breasts can fit my hand perfectly as hand holds?” OK. That is about the lamest pickup line EVER. How about a couple nerd pickups: "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes." or "If I could be a math equation, I'd be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves."

Are you saying W is "OK" because he is a graduate from college? Man, that doesn't mean shit!

No. I mean what happened to you because of falling off the ladder and having low body fat? Physiologically speaking. Jackass.

"I noticed you have braces, I have braces too..."

I could have told you that without blood tests.

Then you have a masterbation problem!

I wonder if W will be tried for war crimes at the end of all this mess.

and sex and rock n roll YES! How about sex and drugs in the mountains?

Very good point.

Sounds like you need some drugs.

Dude Feck, chill. I know body fat is important. When levels get too low the hormone Leptin diminishes. When that happens the hypothalamus down regulates the production of CRH and thus TSH and LH levels fall. Then metabolism slows and muscles waste. If you have low testosterone (or estrogen) and diminished thyroid hormone, life simply turns into a peice of shit. Just because stored body fat has adaptive qualities doen't mean that you need more than 10% of your total mass to be comprised of it (speaking of males only). So you fell off a ladder when you had low BF? What happened to you?

Oh crap.

Good point. Fred can't be f***ed with.

Who did George W. and Cheney take speech writing classes from? "An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great country. We must take steps to insure our domestic security and protect our Homeland" - Adolf Hitler (1933)

OK, yeah, your right. This DOOD has been a dirtbag for over fifty years!

What about the human canon?

Kurt (Kermit The Frog) Hicks. The dood ate expired cliff bars in front of my own eyes. Full 10!

Yeah, and rocks imbeded in your spinal cord doesn't hurt.

DOOOOOD. That joke is OLD. Still very, very good however! Lets just hope that there are no big and angry mexicans reading this thread!

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too! Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body? Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you? Good. Now we're clear.

I felt like posting this again. If you like I can refer you to a couple doctors that will back me up. You skinny people need to start pigging out or you may be fucked. At the very least make sure you've got a couple large friends should you get in an accident. Whats your body fat percentage?

Well, I don't see any problem in judging them and us with equal harshness.