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DonnyBaker

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  1. you said it man, tipping not just a city in china, you get what you pay for even when it comes to karate movies. Steven Segal trying to kick ass is like hiring a whore to do you taxes it just dosen't work.
  2. Man, there are some sick people out there I work with most of them. . . mountaininja I swear to god your lucky I left my num-chucks in the work truck last week and my boss eddy heath confiscated them. minnehaha is stupid anyway. Blowboarder the flying j is on broadway not sprauge man, I used to stop there and buy bigslams of mtn dew until they raised their freakin prices.
  3. Hell with the mariners. You won't catch me wearin a freakin mariners jersey. Besides if I even owned one I'd tie it together with my sonics jersey and hang myself. Besides I got season tickets to the spokane chiefs who needs freakin baseball?
  4. Hey yota, your talkin crazy, i think star wars is gay any way.
  5. Hey, axle grease around my mouth real funny, why didn't you say it to my face when I was right in front of your face, up at china bend. Besides I headed up their right after work anyway. Man you know that chick in the picture been sleeping with donny baker cause she's always in the ready position. It's my waterbead I make the payments and the rules.
  6. Hey man you freakin bookworms really hit a sore spot with the redneck and libary comments. Swear to god I haven't been that mad since Mike Allison stole my playstation games. So I decided to fix yuor wagon and come out with some of my own topo's on dishman and stuff. besides i went to the library and found somenone who know how to use the drawing prgm. Blowboarder, its good to see someone take stock in their life and know how far 20 bucks can go at white elephant or spaulding autoparts. . juswt do some topos. or at dollar beer night or
  7. Your gross Marty, menudo is that mexican soup. Man I swear to God I got a weak stomach. Rich Castro used to eat that stuff at work over at Les Schwab. He said it was good for hangovers, I was like man I can beat the hangover but I can't beat the smell.
  8. Norman your crazy man, you pirated Mtn Dew out of my climbing bag right in front of my face. Hey you want to go to the library with me, we can do some research on nun-chucks.
  9. You know man you learn something new everyday. I was looking up this website . Man they got free guidebooks swear to god they do. Their are hardly any from northwest though. Some of you guy's should put your freakin route info on that site man. Besides I was at the libary yesterday and they don't even have any freakin guidebooks. drtopo.com
  10. Hey man, there are sick people out there, you guys are climbing with most of them. You guys know Norman Johnson he used to boulder with me out at minehaha and I used to see him all the time over in traffic court 7. Norman was trying to climb eddy's overhang. Norman fell off and was flopping around on the ground like river fenix overrdosing on blowzine out in front of the viper room. Swear to god he got up and was bitching about my spot. I was like back off Norman, where's that can of Mtn Dew that was in my climbing bag. I said it right to his face. Norman tried to hit me and I punched him right in the balls. Swear to God he was all crying. You didn't know that was my last can of Mtn Dew my ass, I'll say it to your face you lyin terd.
  11. DonnyBaker

    Dear moron,

    Hey man your talkin crazy man, Larry Nygard and I used to have the same problem at 7-11. No shoes, Shirt, No Service my ass their burritos suck ass any way. Swear to god I use the may I help sir thing at REI. Man just go behind the counter, climb on the wall, uncoil the ropes. Swear to God you'll get service man.
  12. Climb: Metaline Falls-sport routes Date of Climb: 7/2/2006 Trip Report: Man for the fourth of july me feltcher, and stevey winkler headed up to Metaline falls. fletcher called me up and was all apologizing about stealing my rope at dishman. Swear to god I was like if I want to listen to an idiot apologize, i'll go watch my name is earl. Cross that one off your gay list fletcher. Me and Stevey were making fun of feltcher all weekend, I told him right to his face that this route was only 11d. It was really 12c, he was getting all mad. Routes: Western Star 11a- good route no chalk, had to find the freakin holds Bar Brawlin Bitches 10b - not bad Sod Farm 5.8- pile of crap Bonkers 10a- pile of crap Little Buddy 12b - My freakin project, fletcher sent Smith doesen't Rock 12c: hard man swear to god it, feltcher was saying take on this and me and stevey acted like we couldn't hear him and just kept feeding him penalty slack, when he was doing a dyno Mad Crapper 11c- I'd like to see you climb through that hazard. Hamm's Marathon 3 pitches- 11a- cool route Camping- You can camp at any city park or rest area, its a state law man, they can't deny you camping. We stayed at the city park, they got a boat launch. You can probably camp anywhere you want though. Bars Heidi's bar- that place sucks, the old lady running the place yelled at me for bringing in my own chocolate milk. I was like got to hell you old half baked whore, right to her face man. Western Star- That place is crazy man, this one chick in a tube top leaned over the bar man, I swear everybody by the pool table saw nips. Good food also. Bring your golf clubs and some range balls cause Stevey Winkler left one of those golf course mats up at the top so you can hit balls off of the top Gear Notes: rope, quick draws, boat should have brought golf clubs and range balls, also plenty of good places to shoot on top of the crag, dirt bike Also bring a drill and put up some more routes, I gunna borrow my uncles. Approach Notes: we just followed the directions in the guidebook. Man don't bring your buddy's ford escort up their either you probably need 4wd.
  13. You guys need to get out and enjoy life. I haven't gone for a ride in the meat wagon for a few years. last time was when I broke my leg. Swear to god I fell right off this telephone pole while I was trying to hook up Matt emert's cable.
  14. Marty you wouldn't even say it to my face man. have to write about on the internet. I used to take norman johnson's sister out there in the trees and put about 8 inches of pulled pork right in her face man. I loved her. If you ever seen my front yard you wouldn't be callin me a freakin gardner. Besides your gay anyway, everyone read you and Norman Johnsons trip report on brokeback mountain.
  15. Hey man your talkin crazy you sound like my highschool counselor mike. Swear to God you do. hang in there trooper, what do you need brass knuckles for? Build brotherhood an crap. shut up Marty. I got four sets of brass knuckles for my work truck, truck, boat, and my pontiac.
  16. Me and Stevey Winkler might go there this weekend, do you remember if when the sun hits that place?
  17. Usually I only give mony to sick kids and cheerleader carwashes, but IM gonna make exception
  18. You guys are talkin crazy man. Serious offers Only
  19. Hey man I was giving you crap Idaho. Any of you guy's ever climb at Laclede?
  20. Man you guys are talking crazy man. You know where Foriegn Engines is on NOrthwest blvd. I used to tow alot of cars out their for eddy heath, that guy was crazy. I swear to god there are some cool looking rocks you can see from the freeway, on the other side of the spokan river, you guys ever climbed there. I think Idaho's gay anyway
  21. You said it man, that kind of what got me out of tubing was being on probation and not suppoesd to have beer in the boat. That and being inbetween boats right nowl.
  22. 1974 Boston Whaler 13 Foot Sport Solid Dinghy with 25 hp Outboard Hull Material Fiberglass Weight: 360 Beam 5' 5" Drive Type Outboard Engine/Manufacturer Mercury Horsepower 40 Engine Year 1996 Engine Hours Unknown Send me a personal message if interested
  23. You know you learn somethiing new everyday. The other day I was out climbing at Dishman with Stevey Winkler. I done all the other 5.11's except that on were the gigantic flake fell off. I was back trying the dyno and couldn't even come close. I was like well I gonna put this fire out. I got some rope tied knots in it and hung it on the bolt so you can climb past the dyno. Then Fletcher called me up this morning bitchin about it. I was like shut up fletcher you don't know me. He was bitchin about leaving rope hanging at the place. I was like all those beer cans laying around don't bother you, your front yard looks like shit anyway. Besides I OWN FOUR SETS OF BRASS KNUCKLES MAN, swear to god I do.
  24. Minnehaha is right on the road man. That means my boss can see my work truck in the parking lot from the road. Besides my grandma sent most of the routes there and her hole left side hasn;t worked well since her stroke. Last time I was there me and Stevey Winkler were climbing at the white wall and all these boys started chucking pinecones at us right in front of our faces. Man I chased those shits for five minutes and If I see them again I'll pop their bike tires, swear to god I will
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