brokeback_mtn

I saw a bunch of shirtless, beanie wearing people with toothbrushes and big chalk buckets running away from the scene. Who should I call with these important tips?

That's funny coming from you, douche.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 5.4, right up the center of the face.

LOLERZ, aren't you a college professor? Idiot.

I'm an expert on your life, I read your wikipedia page big boy! You are pretty hot, by the way, you could be my pianist any day.

That's a nice vest cowboy.

I'll climb with you chaps, you're pretty hot.

I LOVE AMERICA

I would consider soloing your ass.

Hi Johnny, I'm new here too, mostly into sport climbing. Let's hook up!