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  1. All submissions excepted

     

    = no submissions allowed rolleyes.gif

     

    (Alpine, Rock, Ice, Boulder, etc..)

     

    When did anyone ever have a bouldering 'epic'?

    What would that be? Running out of chalk and Mountain Dew and having your iPod batteries die all at the same time while being more than a 100 feet from the road?

     

    No, no, the venture just had to "end in retreat." So, like, basically every time I go bouldering. cry.gif Gimme my linky thing and beers now.

  2. He said the worst I can do right now is to get into a bad car accident or fall down some stairs.

     

    What, is this guy trying to jinx you or some shit? yellaf.gif

     

    "Oh, yeah, you should be fine. As long as you don't, say, get hit by a truck, or fall off a cliff, or get attacked by a bear..."

  3. No, no. There's a subtle but critical distinction, best explored by the inner rioter you keep locked in the bottom drawer of the dingy gray filing cabinet of your tidy, carefully compartmentalized psyche. Have some whisky and let that motherfucker loose; you'll see what I mean.

  4. He's shacked up in a love nest with Captain Granitic

     

    I find it doubtful that a sterling sendmeister such as HM would be slumming with that long-haired dirtbag. Hard Man always had the highest of standards.

  5. I'm still going with clip-clip-"dirt me!" as the most efficient anchor setup. All this futzing about with cordage and snap-links and directional-non-sliding-self-equivocationalizing-doubled-back-clove-hitch-triple-backup-anti-ICBM-nuke-u-larwintersurvivalbunkeranchorsystems seems like time wasted when you could be downing a Clif Bar and dialing your sequence for the crux.

  6. Less than 3% of the workforce actually earns minimum wage

     

    There is no way this could possibly be correct. Three percent? I'm sure you have a fine source for that statistic, but it just doesn't pass the sniff test. I dunno about you, brother, but I see a lot of Wal Marts, fast food joints, gas stations, mini marts, and the like around here, and, from my own work experience growing up (don't worry, I'm sure you worked so much harder than I did rolleyes.gif ), I don't recall that sort of job paying all too highly. It also makes me wonder how many are really making substantially more than the minimum wage. A 25-cent/hour pay raise may technically mean you are not making minimum wage, but it's not buying you a whole lot more Top Ramen.

  7. Well here is a picture of my implants. You can see the top 2/3's of the two Ti bars. I also got a card that states I will set off metal detecxtor due to spinal implants. That is so cool. The only cool thing about this.

     

    Holy shitballs. Hard. F-ing. Core. thumbs_up.gif

  8. He's a hummer-driving double for old action-heros?

     

    Of course the Diamond-C had to go...

     

    Hell no! Hard Man must have a new project somewhere! boxing_smiley.gif He's running it out on sick terrain whilst scheming on how to bed some comely crag-lasses.

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