Johnny_Tuff
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Your leg-loops are twisted, you nitwit.
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Oh that? No that was shot in a studio in Burbank.
From beautiful downtown Burbank...
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What do you expect? An endless war is great for the economic health of the military-industrial complex. Really, what's 30-plus-thousand lives in exchange for kickin' returns on your Halliburton stock? A natural staging area for our upcoming war on Iran is just icing on the cake.
Here's to 30k more!
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Sure, but how do you feel about Delta Airlines and their customer service department?
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Do you drive any slower to increase mileage?
No I roll the windows up
WINDOWS DOWN!
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I think that this summer may well be even worse than last summer in terms of gas prices. There's a slew of regulatory changes involving additives that's about to go into force, which look set to overwhelm the ability of US refineries to retool in time. Throw in the fact that the US can't produce enough ethanol to meet the new requirements, and the fact that there's a pretty significant tarriff/duty wall protecting the US ethanol biz, and you've got the recipe for a megacluster, no matter what happens to crude prices.
Don't forget the fact that there's no restriction on oil companies arbitrarily raising prices to line their pockets while thoroughly fucking the consumer! Yay, free market!
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Jinxy minx hijinx?
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please refrain from using boulder and route in the same sentence.
Please refrain from using "boulder" and "route" in the same sentence when requesting that I refrain from using "boulder" and "route" in the same sentence.
Thank you.
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Psh! Everybody knows the gym isn't really "climbing," and sport climbing isn't, neither.
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iPod vibrator?
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Backstrokezilian Pool-Jitsu?
"No hits below the swimsuit-area, no swimfin-locks, and no grabbing by the goggles! Alright, let's keep it clean! FIGHT!"
"Looks like Gladys is moving into position for a kickboard-assisted takedown, Bob."
"Indeed, Steve, but Sylvia here has been training hard at the Y, and I think her swift doggy-paddling technique is going to set her up for an effective counter with the noodle!"
"Oh, my! It's Gladys with the water-in-the-eyes splash, and she's got Sylvia in the half-guard! This does not look good for the up-and-comer from Willowmeadowsbrookhillsacres Nursing Home!"
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Looks like she's getting ready to creep up and get you with the crossface!
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The Great John toilet is just the ticket!
Witness the difference in comfort offered by the larger seat!
Great Scott!
The helpful animation was a bit more than I ever needed to see. Some kind of scatological-logistics reflected ceiling plan...ugh!
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Info about the kinds of passes available: http://www.oregon.gov/OPRD/PARKS/dayuse_permit.shtml
Where to buy around PDX: http://www.oregon.gov/OPRD/PARKS/dayuse_permit_vendors.shtml#Portland%20Area
Happy parking!
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I think US Outdoor might sell them. It's just a State Parks annual pass, so it's not just good at Smith (but who goes to any other state parks?
).Used to be you could buy them at the hardware store in Terrebonne, and I think Redpoint may have started carrying them recently, although I'm not 100% sure on that. And, like the previous person said, if you catch the parking permit-checker person, they have them for sale, too.
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Funny. Apparently hospitals are now including bariatric accommodations when they remodel or expand (expand--ha ha). Must be a bummer not to fit through a 3-0 door, and to break the toilet off the wall when you sit down.
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It's interesting how cj001f has this link at the tip of his fingers...
Bookmarked in my "Groups dedicated to f$%^ing innocents in the ass" category between the Ayn Rand institue and the Cato Institute
BOO-YAH!
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Greater-Seattle-Area Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Team?
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This thread is the secret rock trapdoor of cc.com.
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Today I walked up West Tiger III, 3 miles up 3 miles down.
Yesterday after work I went to Tiger and sauntered around a bit. I thought of you and decided I might refer to Tiger as Broken Back Mountain if that's okay with you.
I can't believe it took two pages for someone to make the obvious joke. Sheesh!
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If you wait another week, I will have finished my project of sport bolting a direct line down the south side of the mountain. I will be rapelling down with a 2,000m rope, and installing pickets, bolts, and ice screws (as appropriate) every six feet. It's going to be a real treat. Alpensport is the new mixed climbing!
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Young Ron Kauk on the left
Any idiot can see that is not Ron Kauk. Well, apparently almost any idiot could see that.
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paperboy ("Hey! Get back here, you little punk!")
manufacturing grunt work (mind-numbing, menial)
product testing for the same company (grinding drill bits into oblivion to test grinding wheels...
)busboy
dish dog/prep bitch (wherein I learned about the 10-second rule
)college student (1 term)
carwash lackey
gas station attendant (promotion from carwash--YESSS!)
production for a kayak/canoe paddle company
custom woodworking for same
tech school student (associate's degree--YESSSS!)
UPS truck-loader (concurrent with above--there I learned to package anything traveling via UPS as if it was to be dragged behind the truck rather than placed carefully inside)
UPS part-time supervisor (ditto)(lower-middle management--YESSS!)
drafter (engineer's bitch--YESSS!)
unemployed
Dr. Flash Amazing
drafter
college student
drafter (concurrent with above)
drafter again (also during school--and not)
father
The Assassin's Gate
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