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  1. you guys pretty much proved my point. good work....

     

    Big talk from a barely-legal jam-band member from Puyallup with a peach-fuzz goatee and a backpack bigger than he is.

     

    Go peddle your namby-pamby NIMBY whining elsewhere, punter! the_finger.gif

     

    Now, who wants to go clip some hardcore bolts? wave.gif

  2. Given that my craglet was pretty much created via Dru's 4th level of hell, does that mean anything lighter than that offense doesn't rate as an ethical violation? I think it's gonna take at least level two, and maybe three to make a 5.8 for Squid.

     

    HerculesQuarry.jpg

    I think this shot is my cliff round about 1910.

     

    Funny, it looks a hell of a lot more appealing now! yellaf.gif Who knows how many other gems like that are lurking beneath the lackluster outcrops of mossy choss that dot the landscape? Could be classics galore to be had, if someone would get a thoroughly industrial chipping operation such as that in effect. Mmmmm... bigdrink.gif

  3. Political thread?

    Free-form poetry orgy?

    Fuck it, it's all spray!

     

    But, hey, wait--there's more!

    Unstoppable spray onslaught,

    you can't step to this.

     

    Johnny Tuff brings it,

    and all the ladies go wild.

    Sorry, I'm married!

     

    Dru might say something,

    Archenemy could chime in,

    or Oly, even.

     

    Okay, back to work,

    before output falls to zip,

    and the boss finds out!

  4. Well I'm rather upper class high society

    God's gift to ballroom notoriety

    And I always fill my ballroom

    The event is never small

    The social pages say I've got

    The biggest balls of all

     

    I've got big balls

    I've got big balls

    They're such big balls

    And they're dirty big balls

    And he's got big balls

    And she's got big balls

    But we've got the biggest balls of them all

     

    And my balls are always bouncing

    My ballroom always full

    And everybody comes and comes again

    If your name is on the guest list

    No one can take you higher

    Everybody says I've got

    Great balls of fire

     

    I've got big balls

    Oh I've got big balls

    And they're such big balls

    Dirty big balls

    And he's got big balls

    And she's got big balls

    But we've got the biggest balls of them all

     

    Some balls are held for charity

    And some for fancy dress

    But when they're held for pleasure

    They're the balls that I like best

    My balls are always bouncing

    To the left and to the right

    It's my belief that my big balls

    Should be held every night

     

    (oh) We've got big balls

    We've got big balls

    We've got big balls

    Dirty big balls

    He's got big balls

    She's got big balls

    But we've got the biggest balls of them all

     

    (oh we've got big balls, we've got big balls...)

    And I'm just itching to tell you about them

    Oh we have such wonderful fun

    Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)

     

    Well, now, look who's gone and fallen off the AC/DC lyrics-posting bandwagon! Tsk, tsk, you're on the highway to hell, son!

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